*everyone, please, PLEASE ignore the very untrue post below which was written by the liar pok adeline.
today, i heard some very very very very shocking news. what news, i am not at liberty to tell you. but it made me realise some things. and what things, i cannot say, coz it might hint as to what the news is. but everyone, lets take a moment to reflect on how truly lucky and blessed we are. even though it might seem that your problems are huge, there are bigger problems than yours out there. now i think my stupid spat with my mum is terribly stupid.
on a happier note, it's jiahui's birthday today! happy birthday you hyperactive monkey. why i am typing a happy birthday here i don't know coz it's not like jh even reads our blogs. but anyway, have a good day today my dear friend.
i probably should go, have *gasp* math homework. i only have 1/2 hour to do it, coz i am trying to sleep at 10pm today. i cannot take anymore sleep-at-11pm nights. they are taking a toll on my weak helpless body, and i constantly find myself falling asleep in class, literally. already, now, my eyelids are half drooping. i should prop them up with toothpicks. i watched that being used as a torture method on tv, and apparently it's very effective, because unless you are a wizard like richard, it is impossible to sleep with your eyes open. i tried it, stupidly enough, and i can testify to that fact.
and i'm feeling guilty right now, coz of something that happened today. earlier this afternoon, ames smsed me (make NO speculations) and, very bluntly, asked me if i liked francis. i smsed back, saying, no, coz i don't like him in a non-platonic way. ok ok i wanted to see if he even knew what platonic meant. guess what, he didn't, big shocker there. i replied : *sigh* simplified english: i like him as a friend. actually since i don't even really know him, he's more of an acquaintance. that "simplified english" part was for fun, but i think he took it like i was making fun of him, which i think i WAS at that moment. so poor old guilt ridden me is hoping he didn't take it the way i meant it to be. imagine getting an sms that says ur stupid. literally. oh great now i feel worse. jeanette, sms him to say i din mean it! he'll surely forgive me, if you sms him.
my eyelids have drooped to the 3/4 point. give me advice on how to make myself feel not guilty. advice that doesn't include smsing anyone is welcome. goodbye ppl save the earth don't poke fun at others, or you'll end up like me. sometimes i think i worry too much.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
9:13 PM
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
WAHAAHAHAHHAH i see claudine has a new boyfriend! a certain Francis, i hear? OHOHOOHOHHOHOH :DDDDDD
and clau, dont feel so bad! you may have a strict mother, BUT! YOU GOT MANY OTHER GOOD POINTS!!!!!! ie: 1) You've got a bfffl like me ( :D) 2) You're so super deduper popular among boys!!!!!!! 3) You're outrageously smart 4) You're dashingly pretty 5) You've got wonderful friends ( ie. brenda, jeanette, SJH :D, isa, etc etc and your boyfriends) ( sorry if i missed out anyone!!) 6) You've got a great family! <>
ohohohoho! its true anyway!!! i like truth or dare but i haven't played it in years! okay not years. AGES. anyway. you said you were scared of boys or something is it? well you dont seem so. but i am! kind of. sort of. a little. a group of my brother's frineds just came and i was playing with brenda in mapl. then, THEN! THEY SUDDENLY POURED THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. then i was like shit then i told brenda they're here and i need to RUN!!!!!!. and so i did. but i felt stupid so after washing up i went back down. and here i am, blogging in the midst of a trillion boys. BAH HUM BUG. stupid brother never gimme a jiao dai that they coming here........okay im bored. there's nothing to do. oh yah! opposite my house got one house the decorated their gate with cobwebs! like lots of white strings like that! hahahah very cool. i shall take a pic and post it tmr maybe. hahahha. so cool leh! okay bye
--Mary was an idiot:)--
9:32 PM
i have found something to blog about.
i am damn annoyed with my mother right now. it's like she enjoys having power over me, so everytime i do something she dislikes, she says, fine, don't go out. next time you don't even have to ask me, i won't allow you to go out with your friends. and what's worse is that she means it most of the time. it's making me damn pissed with her. she's abusing her so called power over me.
i mean, most of you, when you anger your mother, do they threaten to refuse to let you go out with your friends? already, all of you think that i'm rather restricted. as in, everytime you ask me to go eat lunch together, i can't go most of the time, or i have a hard time persuading my mum. and guess what she said to me the other day.
"claudine! (i think i asked to go out). STOP asking me. you already have lots of freedom okay." imagine her saying it in a snappish voice, coupled together with arms akimbo and a frownish face.
i am SO sick, SO SO sick of her saying that. it doesn't make me succumb meekly, call her OH GREAT ONE and come at her beck and call, it just makes me furious and even more rebellious. today's reason was a stupid one. my sister called me out to dinner, and i kept procrastinating coz i was trying to get brenda to respond to help me with my chinese homework. my sister came in to get me, then sat at her own computer and started watching her anime. after a while, my mum comes in, yells at me, says something about letting me starve to death and how she couldn't care less, about how i never help her when she needs help.
what made me angry wasn't that though. it was because my sister was sitting there, watching her dumb anime while i was racking my brains out for chinese homework. and my mum didn't even glance at my sister, let alone scold her together with me. and i DID help her, with the tearing of the paper(don't ask about it now, please). brenda can testify to that. and my sister didn't do anything to help. and my mum still has the cheek to talk about ME.
i went out, sat down in a black mood, and my mum sees. she starts again, this time threatening, no not threatening, forbidding me from going out with my friends during the holidays. i mean WHAT LAH. if she thinks she can use my freedom to make me bend to her unreasonable rules, then i am willing to forgo my freedom, whatever tiny bit i have. so everyone, don't ask me to go out this november/december holiday. i am super sorry adeline, you know how much i want to go your house. but because of someone, that is now impossible. and i am not going to forgo my pride, after my freedom, to beg my mum to let me go out. no way, not gonna happen.
to add on, i think my mum is a very very very very big hypocrite sometimes. she scolds me for not coming to dinner when she calls. how about other times, when my sister and i get dinner all ready, and ask her and my dad to eat, but they don't even bother to say "wait" ? how they leave the food there, till it's all cold, then come and ask why we let it get cold. how they never say thank you, except for the rare occasions, or when we remind of their Ps and Qs. also, when she scolds me for not helping, has she forgotten about the many times i request for their help, yet get none? like when i misplace something, i go ask them to help me search for it. they randomly suggest some stupidly obvious place to search, then go back to whatever they were doing. but when my dad loses something, oh no, the whole house has to help search. anyone who sits there without helping will earn a good scolding.
the feeling i get when i remember all this is a mixture between, hurt, anger, fustration, annoyance. i am mostly fustrated because as the "younger generation" i have so called, no right to talk back to them. also because when i do find courage to talk back, they will end the arguement by saying " now you don't argue with me" in that dangerous voice with a dangerous look to follow. i stop then, in case they go on to threaten me in more ways than one(like the forbidding me to go out thing)
some days, i kind of wish i had a mum like isa's mum, or jeanette's, or adeline's would be best. then i feel guilty, because as much as they annoy me sometimes, i love them...deep down inside... and i would never want to change parents for the world. but i DO wish, that they would change, and become less strict. their strictness level is probably more suitable for 10 yr olds. and the thing is, no one really understands how i feel...maybe brenda sometimes would, but her mum is less strict compared to mine. i know God does, but he doesn't exactly come down, put a empathizing hand on me and comfort me there and then. my sister doesn't understand either, because my parents have never, i repeat, never ever threatened to not let her go out.
well goodbye let me wallow in my sorrow and self-pity for now i expect i will feel bad for typing this later on but for now i don't feel anything save the damn earth ppl.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
6:55 PM
I am popping Wonka Nerds into my mouth like a drug addict. I am a Wonka Nerd addict.
And so many things have happened these past few days, i am too lazy to blog about it. Go thelookingglassdolls.wordpress.com to get half of the story.
Right now i am blogging so that some people won't come to me and say, Claudine why aren't you updating? So my blog post is generally very uninteresting and mundane.
Can anyone tell me, why the phrase " what's that to you?" is so difficult to understand?? If A___ doesn't get it, then i understand, basically because his sms' tell me his level of understading of the english language isn't very high. Then there's F______. His level of understanding is pretty much higher, yet he doesn't get it.
eg: Random person : what are you doing now? Me (or jeanette ) : what's it to you? Random person : ....huh??
I mean it's not very difficult to understand right... I am truly baffled...
So this is the end of my boring post. Goodbye, have a nice day. Save the Earth.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
2:47 PM
Saturday, October 25, 2008
a funny video where we reveal the joys of taunting large, highly dangerous predators
cute eh. hahaha
ok end of todays post...for now. jsut saw this and decided to post it before i forgot.
goodbye
save the earth
then we can enjoy more funny videos like these :)
--Mary was an idiot:)--
1:12 PM
Friday, October 24, 2008
hello i have no mood to blog. hye ri just went back to korea last night. i cried the most i think. and today i didnt smile until dunno what time in the day. waha.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
8:51 PM
well hello again. it is me, claudine
today was the first day of extended studies.
i KNEW i should have slept early last night.
today in chinese i kept nodding off, right in front of the teacher.
sometimes i didn't even realise i was sleeping till a sudden high pitched sound the teacher made regularly woke me up. AND i was sick, again.
i am honestly sick of being sick. my stomach is weak, and i have a crappy immune system.
all this leads me to have upset stomachs on a monthly basis, and become sick on a 4-monthly basis. today my voice was hoarse and there was phlegm in my throat which i could not cough out no matter how hard i tried. my nose was running and blocked at the same time, and i practically froze inside the stupid studio. then went for recess, and thawed out some. borrowed this humongous jacket from samantha. i looked like one of the 7 dwarfs who fell into snow white's cupboard by accident.
then had math, which was easy. matrixes keep reminding me of the movie, the matrix. oh THAT was a good movie. bio came next, and due to our horrendous chopping of the beans in our bio mock SPA, my frantic teacher made us practise our murdering techniques on some innocent potatoes. then joy of joys, it was time to go home!
went out to the bus stop, looked around for brenda and jeanette. didn't find brenda or jeanette. i recieved this confusing sms from jeanette, about how i never pick up my phone, and how i shouldn't call her back. when reading i was like huh?? with a capital H-U-H. i saw rebecca, asked where jeanette was and was told she left without me. i was NOT happy when i heard that. she pang-sehed me after assuming i left first. which is not a reasonable assumption to make since i always wait for her or brenda to come wad. if they don't come i sms, and call, if no response i stilll wait, till i'm really sure they're not coming or they left without me. once i waited for brenda for 30 mins, and i had no phone whatsoever, but i waited anyway. if i DO leave without them it's either they're not coming, no response from them for 20 mins, or if i think jeanette is taking the car, which she usually does. then i smsed brenda, called brenda, but no reply. i waited for 20 mins then decided to leave. which was good, coz like 30 mins later she smsed to say that that MrS kept them back.
that MrS ar....sheesh. ok ok he is nice, but he is very NOT nice in other ways. how can he keep them back for so long. i know her last teacher for the day kept them back for a short while. but STILL.
came home, fought a battle with the new video camera and won, after like dunno how long. who knew, to copy videos from the VC, you have to on the VC, and open the side screen thing?? tell you all something stupid. my mum and i were trying for like 1 hour, to get the photos, but it was really fustrating because we just couldn't find them. after that fustrating 1 hour, we realised we forgot to plug the VC into the computer. IT WAS SO LAME. i could have kicked myself for my stupidity. i mean, who on earth tries to download stuff without even plugging the camera into the computer?! besides me, of course..
hurrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh no. have piano later..need to practise1 haven't practised in a week! too busy playing with other things, instead of playing the piano. waha.
goodbye save the earth plug your VC in before attempting to download things.
PS. i'm not not-happy at jeanette anymore. i WAS, but i can't seem to stay angry at any of you for very long. which was why i was so proud of myself when i manged to ignore someone for half a period when she pissed me off. come to think of it, it's a pretty idiotic reason to be not happy at jeanette. but it seemed like a reasonable reason 5 hours ago.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
2:48 PM
Monday, October 20, 2008
yoho people. i have decided to start this... ok i still dunno what to call it. so i shall just call it " The Thingy", like i told jeanette. ok so, this thingy is gonna be where i write about someone in every new post! lame but i wanna try. i daresay i will get tired of it pretty soon...
The Thingy let's start with someone very special to me, and that person is Adeline okokok i'm am lazy to type. one thing, so many things to write, i don't know where to start, or how to write the whole thingy. second, i am put off by the fact that i will have to write thingys about like....5 more people after adeline..... third..i have short attention span. hoho.
so i just stole the fan from my sister, she got annoyed and turned off the light and went outside to read. i have the nice big window beside me. who needs artificial light when you have natural light anyway? :D
yay tomorrow no school, it's what...promo day?? i dunno, jeanette just said tmr no school. so whee. i shall waste another day. OH WAIT. i said i was gonna study Amath for at least an hour. D: i am looking forward to that very much.
i just ate this very nice coffee chocolate, yummy! OH HAHA that "yummy!" just reminded me of someting that i am super lazy to type. i think i like chocolate better than ice-cream in some ways. ice cream is nice enough, but chocolate is....
ok imagine ice cream as $1000. chocolate is something like $1500. haha. lame..
because chocolate is rich, creamy, luscious. just take a little bit in your mouth, and the entire wholesome taste of the chocolate spreads all over you tongue. eat it slowly, bit by bit, and savour the taste. ice-cream is sometimes too cold for you to enjoy it properly. and chocolate, wonderful chocolate, it can have so many fillings, the possibilities are endless. one of my favourite is the hazelnut cream filling, in the kinder bueno. and chocolate goes well with most flavours, whether it's strawberry, coffee, hazelnut and so many, many more. you also have chocolate with wafer, chocolate with rice crispies, chocolate with nuts, chocolate with raisins, chocolate with the never-ending list of fillings. there's also white chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate. and so many different brands of chocolate, all made differently, and thus they all have different tastes. the many combinations of chocolates stretches as far as the sea goes.
imagine, for example, a dove hazelnut chocolate. tear open the wrapper, and the beautiful smell of fresh chocolate wafts out. take a deep breath, and let the smell overwhelm you. the sight of the smooth, pure(as jeanette calls it, which i think is an apt description) chocolate in that wonderful shade of brown, with bits of hazelnut sticking out, is enough to make you salivate. stand there, drink in and appreciate the sight and smell of something so magnificant. then, take a tiny nibble, and let the wondrous taste of the heavenly chocolate spread throughout your mouth. take a bigger bite, and savour it's divine sweetness. munch on the hazels and relish the nuttiness of the nuts combined with the superb flavour of the chocolate. finally, swallow, and bask in the lingering taste in your mouth.
imagine that. i have a sudden craving for the dove chocolate now. but, sadly, it's been recalled coz it was from china. stupid china, why can't they just make things properly?? now they've been found out, they lose even more money right. they're idiots, the whole lot of them. and the government doesn't really seem to care! i mean, if they did, they would have found out about it a long long long time ago. all the words they say, all the promises of tighter screening, all empty words and promises. but, how can one country so bad produce something so good? please, explain.... :(
i came back yesterday night, and my sister and i bought like $140 worth of clothes. i mean, they look nice...but i'm feeling so horribly guilty right now. i mean, $140!!!!!!! i have NEVER spent so much. i think most were bought on impulse. urgh. i SHOULD shop with my mother next time. but my mum always says this one's ugly, this one's too short, this one's too long. so we end up not buying anything. i think that's why i hate shopping. but yesterday, i only went shopping with my gugu and sis. my sis doesn't mind what i buy, and my gugu always gives honest opinions. but if it looks nice, she doesn't care how long, how short, she'll say, aiyah, 卖就卖啦!i have kinda not been writing that "mai" word for very long, pls tell me if it's 卖 or 买. hoho
lala going to play now. so goodbye ppl save the earth don't splurge on clothes, splurge on chocolates:)
--Mary was an idiot:)--
5:19 PM
Sunday, October 19, 2008
GUESS WHAT! i did go to the wine fair! last sunday. whahaha. i walked past it, through it and i touched it( floor) see? i did go (((: and i gazed at it and admired it and observed it and stared at it and was interested in it. that day i went church and i was standing on top waiting to go in. so i was staring at it for about 20 or 30 mins? duno lah! but i did! seeeeeeeeeeeeee? anyway if i went down they wouldnt let me go right? or something lah. oh yah i WOWED at it and exclaimed " look! so much wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and natasha thought i was C-R-A-Z-Y. and i thought it might be your father's wine fair ( that time i didnt ask you abt it yet) and i was looking out for him! hahahaahhaha since im on about last sunday, i shall talk about this lame man who thinks singaporeans are kiasu. what a pig he is. he was standing next to me and talking using a caucasian accent which sounds horribly terribly fake. and he looks confirm chinese. no eurasian blood in him. and he was saying that all singaporeans are so kiasu and unfriendly. he was talking to this eurasian lady. i think he was trying to brainwash her and make her dead-sure that singaporeans are kiasu and unfriendly. MIND HIM, I HAVE EARS TO HEAR AND IM A SINGAPOREAN, INCONSIDERATE WHATEVER PIG MAN. he say that on an MRT then got what pregnant lady and no one stand up to give then their seat. whatever lah he. so stupid. and anyway, not all 4.7 million singaporeans are found in that MRT right? so stupid. anyway, since he was there, he also didnt give up his seat right? in your face! stupid pig man. then he say when he walk dunno where then see some kids then try to say hi to them then they all just run away. and he said he wanted to join a bunch of kids with their ball game and all of them run away. of course they ran away, he's a pig man. ANYWAY, he cant base all of singapore's children on just that puny bunch of kids. at least im not like that, but i wouldnt wanna play with a pig like him anyway. and then he say when he walks around and says hi to people, they say " you're nuts!" to him. ( fyi he probably IS nuts) and im sure that most singaporeans would smile if some one said hi to them. and they wouldnt say you're nuts. what a pig man. i was about to snap and turn around and tell him off and give him a good slap. stupid pig man. who would wanna say hi to a pig like him anyway.
yesterday i went escape theme park and had no idea that it was so tiny. haha we ate breakfast there and went to sit on the turn around and around and round ride. i wanted to puke lah. put didnt. then we sat on another go round and round and round and round and round ride. and then my friend felt sick and had to go to the toilet. then we rested at the burger king/orange julius. and then we went on the choo choo train. it was so damn lame. it went so slow and so boringly boring. we were laughing like idiots. hahahahha. then the stupid haunted house was closed. the rainbow ride also. i didnt go on the viking cause i scared i would puke and the line was so long. and we played some lame carnival game. quite fun actually. horse riding. ahhahahaha. and of course i didnt get any prize. no talent mah. haha. then we sat on that boring tiny family roller coaster. it was so short and tiny. but my other friend was screaming like a broken radio and it was sooo funny. hahahah. then she kena sore throat. then we went on the go cart thingys. i dunn owhy i drove so slowly. ahhaha and then my friend hit the side and got stuck i think. so when i drove past i pointed to the person to go up. then we were all stuck too until the car was fixed. we went on the wet and wild too! so fun. ahahhaa. i think thats the most fun thing. but we didnt wanna get wet so we bought stupid ponchos. then i sat with amanda in one boat and i sat in front! so fun you know. hahah. we wore our ponchos like mad people. we tied the hood until there was only a slit for our nose and one eye. and then we went to see that photo that they help us take. we looked like fat yellow monster ( ponchos were yellow) the cashier also laughed at our picture. but we didnt buy it lah. hahahaha.
lalalal what a long post. heee fine claudine treats sam as a maple brother. brenda dont say is bf. later she will angry. haha. and MISS CLAUDINE YOU TAKE A MILLION YEARS TO SEND YOUR LETTER. okay bye
--Mary was an idiot:)--
7:34 PM
Saturday, October 18, 2008
today was a terribly pissifying day.
first, got woken up at an ungodly hour to get ready for the WFA. made me grouchy, made everyone grouchy, and my grouchy mum started yelling at us. made my pissed-o-meter go up by 5. when we got there, we lazed around...nothing to do... then coz yesterday my dad took home some bottles of undrunk wine from the seminar, this super calculative and petty woman named Jean threw a hissy fit, and demanded that that idiot Joel find out who took them and why. so my mum asked me and my sis to hide at the foodcourt downstairs lest Joel find us, and make things difficult for us. my annoying sister brought her book along, leaving me alone with absolutely NOTHING to do. i was so pissed. i didn't even have any money to buy a freaking ice-milo. POM went up by 15. FINALLY, went back, then we saw the people at the booth next door blowing up some toy kangaroos(coz they're from Yellow Tail, which is represented by a kangaroo). then coz yesterday night, and the night before that, we helped two girls( nice girl, and butt-ugly girl) blow them up coz they had a lot to do. we chatted, had dinner, all of which made me believe that we could be called friends. so me and my sis went over, to ask if they needed help again. before i could even step one foot inside the booth, this stupid woman came over and asked suspiciously " what are you doing??" as if we were undercover spies sent to infiltrate their top-secret lab and steal their top secret information. i HATE this woman. she is short and fat and stumpy, yet dresses like she has this awesome figure, wearing low cut shirts and super short skirts. wake-up woman, you're not a super model, you're a fat ugly pig. so there. HER TONE made me pissed, and made me want to slap her. i gave her a tolerant smile, and said we wanted to speak to the Nice Girl ( forgot both the girls' names). after some humming and hawing, she said, oh ok. then went away, with her big fat butt shaking like yorkshire pudding. and all this time, my pissifying sister stands far away from me, as if she isn't part of this, even though it was HER idea. i went in, said hello to the Nice Girl, and offered to help. she was nice, and accepted, and she was in the middle of telling us how to help when suddenly, Butt Ugly Girl steps in, gives us a weird look, and asks in a cold manner "what do you want?" i stared at her, trying not to let the shock spread across my face. i was so shocked, all i could manage was a dumb " huh?" she repeated her question, "what do you WANT??" i choked out" we wanna help" then she said in this dismissive manner " oh we don't need your help, we're going out now anyway" then brushes me off. i smile a super fake smile and go back to my booth, my insides boiling in anger. she is a total BI***. i felt like smacking her and jumping on her gut in my heels. ya boo and sucks to her. i hope she falls into a man-hole and comes out smelling like shit, which she is. she can even make a saint pissed. back at the booth, my pang seh-ing sister has the cheek to say " that woman is so annoying! she was so rude to us!" hello, my dear sister was standing like 5 metres away, while I got embarrassed. this whole scenario makes my POM go up by a huge 50%. at this point, i decide to sms jeanette, to remind her to bring a sweater. she replies " oh i'm gonna be very late, reach at mebbe 1+. hehe" i ask why? she says" coz i overslept. woke up at 8, then fell asleep again. heehee" ok fine, i can forgive the oversleeping bit, coz i did it before, but not ONE word of apology. and jeanette is the one who says she can't abide people being late for things. POM goes up by 10. after sitting there for who knows how long, seething in anger and still flushing from embarrassment, jeanette calls and says she isn't coming at all, since her mom has trouble trusting the "wine people" . i know, it is totally not jeanette's fault, since her mom forbids her. but this only makes me pissed at her mom(sorry jeanette). coz it's like she doesn't trust ME. i mean, do i look like the person who will let jeanette get harrassed by those "wine people", or get drunk or maybe even get drugged? heck, i won't even let jeanette drink a full glass of wine, or let her go around on her own!! my POM goes up by another 10. by this time my POM is 90%, and i go around with a black face and snap at anyone who talks to me. then because i'm so super pissed and angry, i start getting really depressed, so i go to the toilet to calm down, maybe cry a little to let of steam.( hey that's cool...you know, let of STEAM by crying? as in steam and tears are both water....oh nevermind) but whaddya noe, the toilet is filled with snobbish ladies, peeing and applying make up on their disgusting-complexion faces. i go into the toilet, furious that they should be there at all when i'm so angry(even though it's not their fault. but you know, when you're angry, it seems everyone is out to anger you more). i sulk and storm out, POM up by 5. i snap at my sister, i snap at my mum, my sister abandons me, my mum abandons me. i sit at the booth all alone, trying not to cry or box anyone that comes withing 50 cm of me. a long long time later, i'm still feeling depressed, and i still feel like boxing/ heeling/ slapping/ kneeing the fat ugly pig of a woman, the Butt Ugly girl, my sister, those snobby toilet ladies, and showing my annoyance towards jeanette. my mum finally comes back, i tell her i want to go home. then she suddenly she asks me,"why what's wrong?" in this concerned voice. i am overwhelmed, and the tears drip down my face. as if i need to be embarrassed even more. so my mum starts thinking i'm sick, so decides that i should go home earlier, and i don't try and correct her, coz as far as i'm concerned, my mind and spirit are sick. but my gugu and guzan(dunno how to spell) come, my ah yi comes. my xiao gu and uncle vincent also come. my gugu brought food, my ah yi brought great big loving hugs, my xiao gu, uncle vincent and guzan brought nice words. i started feeling more like my happy old self, and even started talking nicely again. we ended up walking around, drinking wine, eating those cheese things, and some free pizza from the italian booth. then on walked some more, drank some more, and became more happy. went home with my sis and my ah yi, coz my parents had some function. ate at sakae sushi, till i could actually see my tummy pushing against my jeans. came home with my POM down to 0%. woohoo.
oh yes, let me tell all of you why Jean is a such a calculative and petty woman. my dad is working with Pico, so Pico sent Jean, pei xian and joel to "help" out. they were sent to help, help my foot. maybe help with increasing my dad's blood pressure. i already told you about stupid pei xian and joel, so now i shall diss Jean. ok so for the wine seminar, they need 3 bottles of each wine, and this, Karen(my dad's assistant, so called,) knew very well. but there was only one bottle of a certain brand, and this, she and all the rest of the people helping with the seminar knew that. so on the day of the seminar, Karen goes crazy trying to find the one bottle of wine, which seemed to have vanished. then right before the seminar starts, Jean struts in, with the bottle of wine, saying she took it in case karen or the rest took it to drink. so wad lah! like karen or the others would do that! they are perfectly responsible people, and jean being jean, thinks they're robbers or something. when she took the wine, she never told anyone, and made everyone grow 10 new white hairs worrying about it's whereabouts. then, even worse, she speaks to my dad as if SHE'S the boss, when in fact she's working UNDER my dad. like the talk abt wine and health, the speaker had an emergency, something about his wife? giving birth. so he would be delayed for a while. then jean comes to my dad says," where's the speaker?! we need to start the show!" my dad says, "he has an emergency, so he'll be late." jean says," wad?! how long will he take?" my dad replies," i'm not sure. but i think-"(he wanted to say i think we should make an announcement first) jean interrupts and snaps," i don't need you to think!!!! just tell me when he's coming!" who wouldn't be angry when someone working UNDER you talks to you that way?? so rude! she should be fired, literally. she made my dad so angry, he was calling her f****** bas****. that part was funny, coz we all started bad-mouthing her.
so i have to sleep now, been sleeping at 12, 1 am past few nights. and i don't want to hear anything about" what? you call that late? i sleep at 12 am almost everyday!" because i ain't you. so bye ppl save the earth and none of you ever came to support the WFA. goodnight.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
10:30 PM
Friday, October 17, 2008
hello ppl!! i'm typing here from the WFA exhibition! i am freezing cold right now, and i am wearing something that makes me super- oops excuse me i have to attend to come people. the stall thingy i am looking after has this smelling test thing we let you smell three different smells, and you identify it. so cool right ok anyway, my clothes make me super self-concious. i am pretty sure i spelt that word wrong.. so i was wearing this black longish shirt, with my black leggings, and black low heels with pink ribbons and this weirdo red belt i was so mortified that i walked everywhere with my head lower than usual the only thing that made me happy was that i was finally wearing my leggings for something other than SLEEPING. so... yesterday i drank this wine...it was worth....guess!! no, it was worth $3000 dollars. yup. but even though it was worth so much, i didn't like it, coz i like sweeter wines, and this one was kinda...astringent. wahaha i'm trying to act like a wine geek here. i got that word from the poster. then HAHA this part was fun!! you know usually wines have only 15% alcohol? yah my cousin found this wine with FORTY PERCENT alcohol. it was white, like water. i took a sip, and OMG i SO wanted to spit it back out. it was so....i don't know!! but it burned my mouth and throat terribly. but it was fun lah. then horrors of all horrors. my dad just HAD to invite the principal to the WFA. i saw her, and i was like EEK, then ran away. my sister saw her, went EEK, but was too slow to run away. mrs lim saw her and smiled. my sis just smiled, then ran away. so i spent the rest of the wine and food pairing event trying to avoid that woman. suddenly, out of the blue, she appeared in front of me and my sis, and said all the principal stuff(oh are you anjoying yourselves? wad school? must study hard!! etc..)we gave her a hehe and tolerent smiles, then ran away. HAHA. ok i have to gooo!! i'm slacking on the job. have to get ready to ying jie a bunch of people. goodbye save the earth come for wine for asia!
--Mary was an idiot:)--
2:05 PM
Monday, October 13, 2008
ahhh lalala
last night i went mad brushing my teeth
i squeezed toothpaste on my toothbrush, brushed my downstairs teeth
then i spit and squeezed again, and brushed my upstairs teeth.
then i frantically brushed all my teeth
waha. they're so squeaky clean now. actually not coz i just ate chocolate:)
anyway had a freaky nightmare last night
actually TWO nightmares
2nd more scary than the first
ok first one, i went to check my email
i found this email from the croc people
at first i read it and thought, oh whee!! i'm one of the top 10!!!!!
then i re-read it and SHOCK! HORROR! DISASTER!
they said i was disqualified coz i sent in my entry late.
D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
then 2nd one
i think there was this war
and me, jh, and jeanette were one one side
and brenda and isa were on the other side
then coz you know we're all best friends(ade you're still my bfffl; just in case you felt left out)
so somehow i knew we(my side) would win, so when me, jh and jeanette had to go attack brenda and isa's squad or platoon or wateva you call the whole group, we decided that we would just capture them instead of kill them
but when we got there, SHOCKx10! HORRORx10! DISASTERx10!
we were too late
that entire place was all bombed up
and we couldn't even identify brenda and isa's bodies
we got so upset.
then i woke up all upset that they died.
then became happy coz it was a stupid dream
and my piano teacher said dreams that you can rmb never come true
so i'm very happy right now, coz it means we will never go to war with each other
actually what are the chances of that happening? like 0%...
ok so fine, then they won't disqualify us from the croc competition!! *cheers* :D
and my dad's Wine For Asia event is this thursday, friday and saturday
at suntec city! so everyone, ask your parents to go! you all can't coz you're underaged!
but i can :) coz...i'm the organizers daughterr!!!!
i rmb last yr the security guard absolutely REFUSED to let me and my sis in
coz he din believe that we were the organizers daughters
even tho we had the nametag things and stuff
then my mum had to come out and fetch us. so funny.
ok ok pics from the grape stomping event!
the two not pretty models with awful legs. and two italian guys from who-knows-where.
the view from in flyer!
maybe i should have gone closer to take the spots on their legs...
when they stamp, the juice is collected in the two jug thingys below
still not close enough to see the spots. or the grapes.
and i have no idea why the words on top are underlined... can't un-underline them
goodbye
save the earth
why are my spacings between each line so huge?!?!
--Mary was an idiot:)--
4:32 PM
Thursday, October 9, 2008
EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVERRR!!!!!!!!! OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER!!!! MAUHUAHUAHUAHUHUA yay (:
free from studying free from work free from memorising stupid stuff free from sleeping late ( cause of studies) free from worrying free from everything and whatever
time to play time to relax time to smile time to laugh time to have fun funfun! time to draw time to write time to play com time to watch tv WHAHAHHAA
today after the absolutely horrendous amaths killer paper which is gonna gimme an F9 went home played with pebbie with a sock of my mum's.
then went to cine watched OH-OH-OH-OH MAMMA MIA! hahahah super nice and funny
then we got high at her house and started singing songs like madd waha (: so funny cause my voice was horrid and terribly gross. AHHAhAh
then went to seaview to look at the mess my brother created. ( AND IT WAS A BIG MESS) then came back and finally IM ONLINE! yay.
blahblahblah lazy to blog.
bahhumbug. iwanted to post some pics but couldnt dunno why T_T YALALALALAl
--Mary was an idiot:)--
10:36 PM
last night was an awesome night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i went for this wine dinner organised by my dad, and it was so much fun of course, had to help with registration and stuff, but the food was good and so was the wine :) the sweet ice wine. i wanna drink again and FYI, for anyone who is new to my blog, i am over 18. but the wonderful night was spoiled somewhat by the TWO IDIOT PPL they're working with my dad for the WFA(wine for asia) thingy they are called PEI XIAN and JOEL first things first. they are ugly ppl. HMPH and they are mean ppl, treating me and my sis like servants. literally they go, eh, come come do this! or, aiyah i dunno lah, malcolm ask your daughters to do HMPH I FEEL LIKE BOXING THEM and they are super super inefficient. esp peixian. keep saying, i dunno, i forgot... no wonder my dad comes home so angry from work. he has to work with THIS kind of ppl
anyway, reached home at 1am, so persuaded my mum to let me pon school!! yay. so i ponned, and today went to help my dad with his grape stomping event at the singapore flyer!!!!!!!!! it was so fun!!!!! went there, unpacked the stuff...then saw that idiot joel and gave him a black face:D then went up the singapore flyer! went on and my heard swirled for a moment. then i started to imagine that the whole car was swaying, so much that it felt real i started panicking quietly, then i realised it was as steady as a rock. then later on i was too busy to feel scared. anyway, on to the grape stomping. every year, we have a grape stomping event!! to mark the start of the wine exhibition so we had these two models(not pretty and both had disgusting legs) come in and stomp on grapes post pics up in the next post, lazy to upload now. but seriously. one model has these brown marks on her legs and her make-up was so sloppy the other one had super thick make-up and awful legs. and they're models. can you believe that?!?!?! why don't i become one, since it's that easy! then i can quit school right now, coz models dun nid brains.
and jeanette so idiot. i update, also no one read. i say that coz no one tags... i have to ask why then they all come and tag. hmph
once upon a time, there was a boy called jeremy he had a pet cat named tom and a pet mouse named jerry jeremy liked both pets equally. one day, he came home and found that the mouse was missing he went and scolded the cat, coz he thought the cat ate the mouse he scolded and scolded till the cat cried then jeremy felt bad and comforted the cat then jeremy found his mouse. he apologised to tom. the end
ok random. bleeh bleeh blaH blah bloogh i feel lethargic. like...i could just fall down and not move. but for the sake of jeanette i shall continue blogging D: since when have i become so self-sacrificing. and yes chinese IR was so rubbish. but the movie was so nice and so sad... i cried! yes i did. so embarrassing. but how can i not. i am a very sentimental and emotional person. unlike some ppl who happily sleep during the sad sad movie. and of course i'm not talking about you, jeanette :) luckily sam was next to me, she had to tell me what the were saying at some parts. their chinese chim de yao si. mueahahahaheeeaaahahha i got goosepimples from typing that maniacal laughter O.o seriously. i am weird. this post is absolute rubbbish. it is badly written, badly planned out and boring. but i'm lazy to redo. so all you ppl are stuck with it. anyway,
goodbye save the earth i am going to eat potatoes
--Mary was an idiot:)--
7:03 PM
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
well hello. my posts are no where to be found. cant even remember when was the last time i posted (: ho. tomorrow still got maths exam. my english paper was okay chinese also geog was okay. lit paper 1 was good. lit paper 2 was horrible. for the 2nd qn. bio was terrible. chem was death. chi oral was bad. english oral was great (: and etc.
so your abel is brenda's boyfriend or yours? complicating. anyway. congratulations to whoever.
i like your daisy story. so interesting. but i was lazy to read it finish (: hahahaha. only read certain lines. got the skeletal plot of the story. said hi to your friend. not sure how to spell her name. the one in my chem class.
claudine mugs for exams. not so sure now (: bwaaha so many posts in exam time. i hardly used the com. cause i dont have much knowledge. so i must mug longer.
watch arctic tale and you should wanna save the earth.(: unless you have no heart for nature.
nice hairstyles though. hello jia hui i recognise you. HI BRENDA. (: cool thingy with the thingy on your head. are all of you art clubbers? so artistic. no wonder the hair like that. hehaha. jeanette looks like my classmate. brenda looks like my tuitionmate.
alala. oh yah. the girl in the wallapaper looks retarded. (: no need to change back. i like her fishing net.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
1:19 PM
Monday, October 6, 2008
yay all of us.
the three uglies pretties :) haha jk. abt the uglies, i mean.. us again, with jia hui's big head blocking pei wen's tiny head a horrifically blur photo. ISA'S MUG SHOT my gosh i look like some crazy idiot! why does jia hui always make that face?
brenda and her tongue
pei wen!
jeanette! her hairstyle not funny one lor
some beautiful fotos we took at jeanette's hse and we are not trying to blackmail isa i mean, how can we blackmail her with such a beautiful photo?? :D and it was all in all a fun daay half finished the shoes i think i'm very accident prone i spilt the painty water all over the floor and had to clean it all up. "claudine! it's still wet here!!" idiot isa. maybe i shall blackmail her after all then i accidentally dumped jeanette's pencil case on the blue paint when brenda and i were trying to catch the very bouncy water babies and you noe how i always said i was secretly a fairy? well, my powers came in handy today.. i'm so sorry jeanette, for all the trouble i cause today... anyway want to sleep. actually read my book :D a 725 pg book. i am looking forward to finishing it soon. goodbye ppl save the earth
--Mary was an idiot:)--
10:52 PM
Sunday, October 5, 2008
I AM ANNOYED. bleagh bleagh bleagh and somewhat angry with a certain someone who said a certain thing which certainly made me irritated gah
anyway........ TMR IS THE LAST DAY OF EXAMS I'M TOO EXCITED TO STUDY WHICH IS BAD BAD BAAD o no. math leh can(not) die from doing too much math oh well. why not wait till next yr to showcase my true potential and get straight As and study everyday, like i said i would 3 yrs ago some very exciting show is going on outside "run!!" "let's go!!" "MOVE MOVE MOVE!!" ARGH. *sounds of squealing tires* *gunshot sounds* whee. i suspect some idiots are in the process of being killed but as these shows normally go, they probably will not die woohhoooooooo
my sis bought mac home for dinner!!!!!!! tried the wasabi thingy pls i warn everone DO NOT TRY it is gross and disgusting and horrifying dunno why they even sell that!! tastes like...overdue and overcooked wasabi which is gross and disgusting and horrifying i say horrifying because the gross and disgusting taste came as a total shock a naasty naasty shock
okay haave to go. sigh...have to go do the obvious which is watch tv, which i think is showing some funny cartoon
goodbye save the earth
*update: i'm sorry, the cartoonish sounds were the mami poko pants advertisement*
--Mary was an idiot:)--
6:29 PM
Friday, October 3, 2008
i think i'm kinda crazy. exam period, but i'm posting more than the non-exam periods weiirdd haha coz i'm so despo not to study i update my blog!
so as i told brenda my next post will be about WHY WE SHOULD SAVE THE EARTH
firstly, the earth was created before us we humans came later, and as such, we should respect the earth we humans, depend ENTIRELY on the earth to sustain our lives our food, our clothing, our houses, our means of transportation EVERYTHING all come one single source : THE EARTH we grow crops on the surface of the earth for food we also grow crops(like cotton plants) on the surface of the earth for clothing we cut down the trees for wood for houses we dig into the ocean for oil, to power our cars can you see how dependent we are on the earth?
without the earth, there would be no US. the earth dies, we die, simple as that YET billions of people out there happily ignore the adverse effects our actions have on the planet they think it's not their problem, and walk around with a heck-care attitude "i dun care abt the earth; earth die so what?; what has global warming got to do with me?" what they don't realise is that it has EVERYTHING to do with them
GLOBAL WARMING one terrible thing that is happening to our earth increased temperatures, increased flooding, which means countries can be totally SUBMERGED under water. which also means people will DIE.
the way we treat the earth is SHAMEFUL we waste paper, fuel, energy, water and everything that is possible for us to waste has been wasted. admittedly, i myself have done potentially harmful things before, but i am trying to stop because i want to help the earth, the beautiful, wondrous earth let me ask u something. if i turn against someone that helped me tremendously, won't i be very wang en fu yi, or biting the hand that feeds me? essentially, we are biting the hand of the earth. not only that; we chew it and tear up into pieces we have to be thankful for all that the earth has given us, so we should work on saving the earth from further destruction, instead of contributing to it's death.
so that is why we should all save the earth. actually i wanted to write more but it would have become draggy and boring. if you all still dun care abt the earth, my impression of you will drop, regardless of who you are. when i say it, i mean it. goodbye save the earth
--Mary was an idiot:)--
10:38 PM
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
yohoho to everyone who reads this blog
i'm supposed to be studying geog AND econs...but... :D :D :D i am SO sick of econs. like who cares about why people save.
or why they spend or why he spends/saves more than her or why they wanted to open a small shop or why they want to work in a big firm or why they buy this instead of this or why they sell this instead of this or why they want to privatise this firm or why they want to nationalise that company
like i said, WHO CARES apparently I'M supposed to along with the other 26 victims make that 24 _____ and _____ always tell me how interesting econs is jeanette and brenda SHOULD know who. i haven't told snacky yet. call me and i'll tell you.
and geog! well well well... i like geog better after we switched to miss aliah!! SADLY we are going to be seperated from her next year... *cries* and i read pei wen's blog, on how there might be an anti-mrS club I AM SO JOINING I WILL DEVOTE ALL MY TIME TO THIS CLUB I WIlL BE MRs' NUMBER ONE ANTI-FAN I WANT TO BE CLUB PRESIDENT so...who's making the club? i WOULD make one myself, but i'm too busy mugging for the other exams that HE thankfully did not set. i can almost see jeanette/brenda/isa/jiahui rolling their eyes at the word MUGGING they NEVER believe me when i say i study lor. do i honestly look like a slacker? somehow, adeline, MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, believes me like a BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOlE WIDE WORLD should. she thinks i'm very guai ^^ muahahaha. mebbe not. i'm making assumptions here.
today was overall a semi-productive day i studied geog....attempted to study econs.... i shall wake up at 6 to study tmr!!! (i said that today, but woke up at 8. which is waaay better than jeanette's 11)
oh no. it's 7. oh nvm. i shall start at 8. 8 is good. isn't 8 like an auspicious number. coz it stands for......something along the lines of... auspicious! weehee. waha woohoo wiihii
AND my sis so sweet. she said she'll die without me you all could read read this declaration of her love for me on her blog but noooo, she had to make it private she din even invite me to read which doesn't reli matter coz i noe her id and pw(she ALWAYS uses the same one, for ANY acc) but STILL. i am her beloved sister who she can't live without :D *basks in the warm glow of happiness* i shall copy and paste it here then!
I love my sister. I would be heartbroken if anything should happen to her. I would do anything I can to save her. I would give be her sun in her rainy world. I would be her hope when all is lost. I would always be there for her. I would die without her. This is how much I love my sister. -taken from my sister's blog without her permission
and to be fair, this is MY declaration
TO MY DEARET SISTER you are the best thing that has ever ever ever happened to me i love you so very much so much that my heart is full to bursting with the love i feel for you you love me unconditionally and sincerely to me, every other sibling in the entire universe is absolutely nothing compared to you you are the very best, the most awesome, the most wonderful, the most beautiful sister words alone cannot describe all that i feel towards you you are like the sun in my rainy world you are my hope when all is lost you are always there for me i would die without you this is how much i love you
goodbye! save the earth! and love my sister!
--Mary was an idiot:)--
6:48 PM
US
~Clau~
Eh Hey He-ey!!
Let's flap our wings
and fly to the Land where Dreams Come True
~Adeline Lee~
BELOVED child of God.
New Creation|DARE|Remix.
Greatly Blessed.
Highly Favoured.
Deeply Loved.
i'm awesome! :D