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Sunday, December 28, 2008

he IS ugly.

--Mary was an idiot:)--

1:04 AM

Saturday, December 27, 2008

just recently i've started watching hana kimi again.

the jap version, of course.

the taiwan one is so bleagh. everyone there is ugly. and all cannot act very well.

yes even jiro.

then, when i was watching, i rmb adeline insulting nakatsu by saying he's...

UGLY.

i am still offended by that ade!!!

anyway i want to know.

is he ugly??????????

i don't want to know if you think he's good looking

just if he's ugly or not. well at the same time if he's good looking or not. haha

i have a bet with myself that i know what all of your answers are.

what's wrong with my silly enter?! why are the spaces in between each sentence so huge.

and you SHOULD watch hanakimi. actually i wonder if the japs are this animated in real life. i think it'll be kinda weird. haha. somehow i'm starting to sound like isa. i think.

oh the horror!! :) jk lah isa.

well goodbye. still have my tons of hw. tons tons tons and more tons of hw. ah bleagh.

--Mary was an idiot:)--

3:10 PM

time to die

i shall post a short post.
I AM DEAD. I HAVENT DONE ANY HOMEWORK EXCEPT EMATHS.
i still have english booklet of reflections from reading
chinese compo x3
geog research project
bio revision paper
21 literature thesis statements

dead. waha. :D

oh last time in penang my car stopped too.
but then we didnt know who to call or whatever.
so we came out
started playing games
and waited for duno what
then we all tried pushing the car. but it couldnt move.
then so we called my granpa and he came on his motorbike to bring us back 2by 2
haha and then i dunno what they did with the car.
oh yah i think none of us brought our phones with us then my mum had to go to a someone's house to borrow a phone. hahaha.

BUT I DO WANNA TRY SITTING IN A CAR THATS BEING TOWED.
i always wanted to try that. hahahha. like roller coaster!
n i didnt know there were cameras everywhere leh.
okay this is the end of my short post.

oh yeh wait. today when i woke up i decided to listen to a song ( All Star )
and i finally, ( after 2 years)
FIGURED OUT WHAT THE SONG WAS ABOUT.
the lyrics i mean.
and yes, i was too lazy to check the lyrics on the net.

this verse is v. funny and cool :

well the years start comin and they dont stop comin
fed to the rules and i hit the ground runnin
didnt make sense not to live for fun
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do so much to see
so whats wrong with taking the backstreet.
you'll never know if you dont go
you'll never shine if you dont glow

HAHAHA.
see so we should live life FUN!
but yes we still should study ._.

~~~~:D~~~~

--Mary was an idiot:)--

11:59 AM

Friday, December 26, 2008

CELEBRATE!

FOR I HAVE FINISHED ENGLISH HOMEWORK.

where's the champagne?

--Mary was an idiot:)--

6:58 PM

HELLO. this blogi s not dead, OK?

I AM ALIVE! says the blog. I AM VERY ALIVE! says the blog.

i'm sure there's some alive song by celine dion, isn't there?

ANYWAY, let me tell you about something which i bet NONE of you experienced before. it was so hilariously funny, but my mum got damn pissed. i still think it was funny though. and very fun!!

ok on x'mas eve, we went to my mum's friend auntie chin mei's church for a dinner and service. and i feel VERY VERY bad for saying this, but the sermon was THE most boring one i ever ever ever heard, and i was daydreaming the entire time. SORRY, but that's the truth. i normally don't do that.

ok then we went auntie chin mei's house after that...for fun, and and and
the fun part. we went home, and when we got into the car, my mum said, eh you better go pump petrol first, you're running low. my dad looks at the meter, and says confidently, aiyah can lah! i know my car.

i'm SURE you all know what comes next.

while on the highway, the car began to splutter and slow down. my dad's previous confidence began to ebb away as the car slowed even more.
then...........it came to a complete standstill.

silence...

i TOLd you to pump petrol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mum shrieks.
uh, hehe....... goes my dad.
WE STALLED!!!!!!!!!!! i cry happily.
UHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my sister echoes me.

we climb out of the car, and me and my sister smile hugely and laugh and start posing for pictures next to the stalled car.
my mum has a black enough face that yells bloody murder.
my dad's face switches between amusement with me and my sister, and sombreness at my mum's face.

then my dad called the....ysma. no. esma. no. mesma. ah wateva. what company. the towing company. then.........the scary bit.
my dad: hello? towing company? we stalled blah blah.
tow-er: uh, where are you?
my dad: oh, on the highway, just past the mandai exit.

*clicks and whirs and typing.

tow-er: ah, i see you, don't move, we'll be there in 15 mins.
my dad: .............what? you can see us??

apparently they have cameras like everywhere in singapore!!! SO FREAKY LAH PLEASE. it also means they saw me and my sister posing for pictures....
embarrassing much!!

they finally come, and they lift the car, and guess what? we get into the car and they tow us away!! it's fun leh. to sit there half slanted(coz the front of the car is lifted) and just cruise along the highway.
haha.

wheeheeee. it's something all of you should try sometime. i mean, i'm not telling you to empty your car's fuel tank or anything...

oh and we found out how helpful singaporeans are. no one stopped and asked if we were ok. boohoo. we could have fallen into the big huge drain behind and died of a head concussion, and no one would know, because why? they just happily whizz past, without a care in the world.

and that's it for updating. i have a date :) :) :)

a date without my english summary.
so looking forward to that.

goodbye
save the earth
wheehee

--Mary was an idiot:)--

12:20 PM

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

HI.

TWILIGHT WAS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYvVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DAMN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

the best human acted movie i've ever seen if you ask me.

:D

--Mary was an idiot:)--

3:13 PM

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

i am going to post one more post before i leave for vietnam.

for the last 3 days, i was doing, guess what?

sleeping over at adeline's house!!
we live so far away, it takes me a good one hour plus to reach her house.
and because my mum is so strict, i only get to go her house during the june and december holidays.
but that only made the 3 days more fun. 2 days actually, i went home in the morning on the third day to celebrate my grandfather's birthday.

reached adeline's house at 10+, and when i stepped into the house, first thing i saw was her bro at the com, mapling furiously. i tell you, if he's NOT there, then it's VERY weird.
went to play her PS!! so cool. i love the CTR and the chinese game. HAHA. chinese game.
also played this monster game where you run around the cities eating people, destroying buildings etc. quite fun, really appeals to my destructive nature.
and went fishing!! the last time i went they were all so tiny, smaller than brenda's rainbow fish. but they really really GREW. like, slightly bigger than brenda's rainbow fish.
and it had rained a bit before that, so the drain was slightly flooded, and both ade and i slipped and nearly fell into the water.
it was all the algae's fault.
well anyway managed to catch a few fish, but had to pour them away, because adeline's mum said they breed mosquitoes.
apparently the fish DON'T eat the mosquito eggs and stuff.

hoho. then went swimming!!!
adeline has two other condo units at that condo place opposite katong shopping centre, so we went there and swam. oh man the water was FREEZING. stupid ade jumped right in and kept splashing me while i attempted to enter slowly.
halfway while swimming a HUGE gust of wind blew a CHAIR inside the swimming pool.
HAHAHA guess what we did. of course, we did the natural thing to do.
we went over and started playing with the chair inside the water.
it was so so so funny. especially when this guy doing laps swam past us, we stood in front of the chair to hide it from him, and he looked at us and said," you guys have the chair, right?"
HAHAHAHA. so malu.
in the end i got too too too cold, so we had to leave.

went home, showered, and went to watch movies, barbie ones no less. so cool. i like the singing. the barbie characters have nice voices. and, surprisingly enough, the storylines weren't that predictable.
then. it was night. the most fun time of the day. where we do stuff.
:D :D :D :D
funny and hilarious and lame and silly stuff :D
stuff which requires lots and lots of imagination and.....more stuff. :D

next day, i woke up at 9 am despite sleeping at 1, 2 am. ade the lazy pig was of course still sleeping, so i proceeded to pass the time reading her books.
managed to finished about 3 books, when she finally woke up at 11am.
walalalalalalala. played about after lunch, then went church.
New Creation church has a lot of services. we went to the 5pm one.
and pastor prince wasn't there, so they played a video of his earlier sermon,
so bascially we were like watching a movie.
and there was this super enthu guy beside me, got kinda scary.
but when he turned to talk to his friend, he sounded normal.
ah wateva.

got home when it was dark. and then, we went roof-walking. the wind was blowing and blowing and blowing, so it was the perfect weather. then we started yelling to people walking down below then hiding, and watching them as they turned around to see who yelled.
and when ade's neighbours came back, i started yelling to them.

me: HEY you there! getting out of the car!!

the family stops, and stared before continuing with their conversation.

some girl: ..... cut the money plant-

me: stop talking about the money plant!!

they all stop, and look around. then everyone walks into the house, except the dad,
who stands at the door, looking for the person who yelled.
i suddenly see, through the window, a lady in a blue shirt walking up the stairs.

me: HEY YOU! in the blue shirt! STOP!

she freezes and whips around and stands there for like 10 seconds.
ade and i laugh like crazy. then they all go up to the second floor, and we have to be careful,
or else they might see us. then we see the guy walking around in only his boxers,
and we quickly run away.
how gross. he does NOT have a good figure.

started miaowing and barking, which made all the neighbourhood dogs bark. hahahaha.
it was super fun.

finally go back in, and, hurh hurh. do our nightly stuff again.

oh the next morning, i wake up, and to my intense surprise, i do not see ade's bro at the com.
i am honestly shocked, coz it's like he's glued there permanently.
and the very very unfair thing is his eyesight is perfect. VERY unfair.

then, boo hoo, time for me to go home. even the sky was crying as i left the house.
got home, cheered up coz my cousins and their families were all there.
we ended up going to random websites to play stupid games. had a huge lunch,
and i REFUSED to play the birthday song in front of everyone.
so my dad and aunt and uncle went to anyhow play the piano. it was so funny.

ah ah ah. my uncle is a doctor, so he found out about an injection that prevents cervical cancer.
so obviously, my mum said we would go get the jab. so when my uncle came over, he also brought his cursed needles along. oh man. i sat there and pulled my mum's arm out of her socket when it was my turn. i still cried anyway.
i remember i cried for the p6 injection. stupid thing was, i was running around before that, telling everyone that it wasn't painful and there was nothing to cry about.
ah... bad times, bad times.

at night, had this graduation dinner for the people who graduated from my dad's wine class.
man, i was SO glad i went. the food was good, the ambience was good, the wine was good,
and i wasn't bored, coz the adults were very very very entertaining to watch.

have you ever seen one tipsy adult? it's funny enough.
put 20 tipsy adults together, and what do you get?
a free clown show.

it was absolutely hilarious. i mean, there were some people i knew, so i talked to them,
but half the time i was watching the half-drunk bunch of adults.
and the best part is, they're all drunk, so they don't notice you laughing at them.
so you can laugh all you want.
next time, i should invite all of you along to watch.
and even after drinking so much wine, a bunch of them still went to the bar for more drinks after the dinner. pei fu, pei fu.

and i think the wine made me extra sleepy, so when i came home i fell into bed and conked out till 11 the next morning. haha. but no headache or anything. whee.

i am super duper excited about my vietnam trip. i hope nothing bad happens,
like the terrorists suddenly deciding to bomb vietnam.
they won't, right?
or the plane....
ok shall stop scaring myself. i haven't packed yet, and u'm sure to get an earful from my mum.

so goodbye
save the earth
miss me. oh, uh, PRAY for me. you know, terrorists.... o.O

--Mary was an idiot:)--

4:40 PM

Monday, December 8, 2008

claudine came over! :DDDDD
sat-mon(noon only ._.) claudine came!!!!! Wheeheeeeeeee :D

sat.
morning clau arrived! i still half asleep.
went up to my room to play playstation! haha. played the racing game and a monster game and a weird chinese game. monster claudine likes to eat people. for once in the chi game clau died right after i died!! WAHA :D:D:D. ( and we were disgusted cause clau took a character who bit people and the blood was............. ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!. ew)
boohoohoo though,
we never get to finish the game cause we keep dying :(

then we went to fish?
cant remember. so many fishes! ( dont ask WHERE we went to fish)
then caught some and put some back.
oh yah we cleaned my fish bowl plagued with algae haha but yuckyuckyuck so gross.
thennn... cant remember again.
oh yah ate dinner n watch tv.
then went out to buy food and watch more tv. and clau showed me some art statue thingy that she put in a store.
then took lots of retarded pics and vids. cause we're retards. who's worse? dunno :)
i decided to follow my friend's blog and make a small story from our pics! HA HAHA HA. :D
somehow the stupid pictures dont wanna be loaded. -.-
this sucksssss....
OH YAY! finally :D

sniffing around. :'( [ :D ]

muacks muacks we love oxygen.

disgusting lah too act cute xP

SEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sweetttt ol' clau :)))))))

.....and catastrophe strikes her back to early man. :)

aiyoh what are we doing. *scratching my head*

A: whats that shes staring at? C: why are you staring at me?

A: ahhh who cares. admire my straight teeth. C: no, really! why?

A: now look at my drool :) C: ah! you must be.....................................

C: you've got a crush on me right? keep on staring at me.. A:hmph she's interested in him too!

C: no, seriously. you're in love with me right? A: ( busy vomiting by the side )

C: oh you think i look pretty!? ( strikes a pose) A: GARGH GO AWAY LAH YOU!

A: HEH i've got you back :D C: see lah you scare away my prince charming... hmmph

C: HNGH! IM ANGRY WITH YOU A: HEH IM HAPPY NOW :D

~ THE END ~

retarded random pics. what am i doing hahaha. clau so sexaaaaeeeeeeeeeey

clau looking hip hop cool haha. i doing hair advertisement ah. xP

[ the pics take so long to upload. im gonna play neopets HAHAHA ]

yeeesh no idea what im doing. kissing my hippo. clau kiss your dory lah!

A:my wine is superb and so... robust? C:and my ice popsicle is giving me a brain freeze!

water!!! OH WATER!!!! A: my thirst has been quenched! C: my face has been cleansed!

we're so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XD

cheeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

charman queen adeline shall possess you. NOW WALK!

SUNDAY - i slept until almost noon. clau took some books to read. from 9 plus! im such a pig
hahahaha. then we went church!

our reflections on the bus when going to church!

then came back from church and etc etc
then we went to climb the roooooof!!!!!!!!!!
and then we started saying HEY THERE! to passing people and then hide behind the roof.
all the people were so confused and maybe creeped out and they were looking everywhere for our voices!!
then my neighbour came back. the mum, dad, small sister and brother.
then they came out of the car and i asked claudine to say the stuff cause i scared they can recognise my voice. so clau went...
C: HEY THERE.
HEY YOU WHO JUST GOT OUT OF THE CAR!
( then they were talking bout some money plant)
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE MONEY PLANT!
I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE!
* then we were both laughing and hiding. and then cause my neighbours house got one window is glass only and the curtain is those thin white stuff, then we saw the mum go up the stairs. she was wearing a blue shirt*
C: HEY YOU IN THE BLUE SHIRT!!!!!!
* and she stopped going up. she turned and didnt move. looking around... like who could that be can see me in the house...? gaaasssppp.... then after her long pause, she continued back up the stairs. *
IS WAS SOOOOOO COMICAL.

haha and up on the roof the wind was so strong. felt like we were gonna be blown down so we had to hold the wall in case we really did fall.

wheee on the roof. see so dark :D

haha randomness. see that speck? its the moon :D

ah ha so daaaark..

lalala

see the lights behind? :))))

the little moon beneath our fingers :D

the pics take so long to upload. shall continue adding more tmr.

--Mary was an idiot:)--

10:45 PM

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

ADELINE IS BACK!!!!

--Mary was an idiot:)--

4:11 PM