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Monday, August 31, 2009
AS EXPECTED, i went to school. and AS EXPECTED, it was the worse decision i ever made. When my alarm woke me after a sad 2 hrs of sleep, i guess my brain couldnt take it and it started to split. yes, splitting headache.so i lay in bed for several minutes and thought of going back to sleep, when i suddenly remembered, HOW ABOUT ALL THE TEACHERS DAY GIFTS I MADE? so i dragged myself painfully out of bed and got myself ready for school. upon reaching school, i felt really breathless and dizzy and when i do, i start hallucinating. so i lay my head on the table in hope of expelling all the voices in my head. of course, i dozed off. when my classmate woke me up to go for aces day dance, my head was splitting worse than the hairs on XXXXXX's head and my lungs felt like they were dying. (apparently i slept through the national anthem and pledge) so i forcefully stood up against Newton's law or cruel gravity, which pushed me down the moment i lifted my ass from the chair. the next thing i knew, i was lying in ward 29 ( my birthday!!) of east shore hospital. yes, i fainted, and now upon finally regaining consciousness after 2 hours, i have decided to blog about my epic day of the splitting brain.
( my sister kindly brought me her laptop). oh yes did i mention, that i had my temperature taken? 39.3 degrees celsius. wonderful. right wait. doctors here.
AND the report is out! they think that i lost consciousness due to a severe asthma attack while the H1N1 virus was residing in my body.
so the two killers tried to kill me. right. shit i feel like puking again. oh i think they're gonna transfer me to KK hospital now. apparently they have better facilities to treat asthma and h1n1. and because i have been there before to treat my asthma. who knows how long i will be there this time :/




















okay just kidding im not sick at all. HAHAHHAHAHA. yes, i just decided to stay home :)
TO STUDY K BYE.

-adeadeadeadeadeade-
i sincerely apologize if i caused any temporal shocks. my hand was feeling itchy to write a short harmless story. :D
--Mary was an idiot:)--
10:27 AM

What. To. Do.
Argumentative essay #2: To go to school tomorrow or not.

As we all know, tomorrow is the second most awaited day by all teachers throughout the nation- the eve of teacher's day. ( the most awaited being teacher's day itself of course). On this day, MOST of the teachers will receive gifts of appreciation for their everlasting tests, homework lists and cranial rotting lectures love for teaching. The teachers are thus often greatly delighted and pleased on this remarkably peaceful (resulting from the pause of a typical, epic teacher's worklife) day. Similarly, for the Secondary Fours, who's Preliminary examinations are just around the corner- in three days inclusive to be specific- this day is seen to be the perfect day to take the day off school, and stay at home and execute intensive eleventh hour mugging sprees to ensure that all of them would continue to attain their minimum standard of seven distinctions for the major assessment. Another alternative for these students, would be to take this ideal day to hop into a cab and make their way to Orchard, and pick ripe apples off the trees and have a good picnic catch a temptingly alluring movie such as G.I. JOE. Although this option is only legally applicable for the students who have mugged their skirts off, it is evident that the preferable choice is not the former. ( but this group of students would probably just go on to mugging their stockings off until they're nude anyway).

[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. ITS IS 1.05 AM. SHIT. I JUST WASTED A PRECIOUS HOUR ON THE COMPUTER WHEN IM SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING SOCIAL STUDIES- SO THAT TOMORROW I CAN PON SCHOOL AND GO OUT]

IN VIEWS OF HORRIBLE TIME MANAGEMENT THAT I HAVE, I SHALL CUT THIS ESSAY 99% SHORT AND LEAVE YOU ALL TO THINK OF THE PROS AND CONS AND YESSES AND NOS AND WHYS AND WHY NOTS OF GOING OR NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TMR. GOODBYE :)

shit i just realised that i havent achieved my primary agenda. should i go to school tmr or not. FINE I SHALL GO SINCE IM SUCH A GOOD MODEL STUDENT (AND SELF CONTRADICTORY BEING).
































actually, let me decide later tonight at like 3am.

-adeadeadeadeade-
--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:26 AM


Saturday, August 29, 2009
YAY PEOPLE ARE TAGGING AND IT'S MAKING ME HAPPY AND SO I SHALL BLOG.

OH YES lemme blog abt my horribly disgusting injury.
the other day i was bathing, then you know that thingy you attach the shower handle to?

well it has this plastic soap dish attached to it, and it's edges are pretty sharp.
then as i was putting the shower handle up, i scraped my arm against it.

HURT LIKE CRAZY MAN.

okay then the scratched place turned white, and i was waiting for it to turn red, like all scratches. BUT IT REMAINED WHITE.

i was already OW-ing a lot, but then i realized my whole slab of skin had just come off!!

i was screaming and screaming and my sister was like what what and i said PAIN PAIN I JUST GOT SKINNED and she was like oh not pain not pain.

i was crying already, then i saw this beigey shredded thing hanging off the edge of the soap dish and i screamed MY SKIN IS STUCK THERE MY SKIN CAME OFF MY SKIN CAME OFF and my sister saw and heroically pulled it off and threw it down the sink.

and my banana-sized injury was beginning to seep blood and this transparent liquid. oh the pain!!! it was like a volcano was erupting on my arm and all the lava was collecting at one spot and burning my arm down to the bone.

SEE THE BLOOD AND FLUID. okay fine it's a genetically-modified-tiny-banana-size.

OH and yesterday was at parkway looking for (oops not supposed to say) then we were looking at some products on the shelf, with the, uh, very helpful salesauntie pouring information into our ear. then i reached up and pointed at something THEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE AUNTIE DID.

she saw my banana injury which was just beginning to crust over and SHE POKED IT. WA LAO. SHE POKED IT. and said aiyah you hurt yourself here ar. OMG I HURT MYSELF YOU DON'T ANYHOW POKE POKE. it didn't really hurt, but still. what if it was a few days before that. i would have screamed i think. and it's plain rude to just molest somebody's injury. POKED IT SOMEMORE.

i just stared at her then gave a painful grimace and walked out of the shop.

OH and i haven't showed ade my rabbit yet. keep forgetting. haha.

SO HERE'S TOFU(clap clap)




ISN'T SHE THE CUTEST THING. i am so in love with her.

well bye bye she's biting all the com wires now. she's so naughty!! but she's really smart. litter-trained in just 1 day!!!! how smart is THAT. IN YOUR FACE ALL YOU JEALOUS RABBIT OWNERS OUT THERE who don't read this blog...

and i'm training her to come when called, to go back to her cage when i say "go home" and stand up on her hind legs when i say up. oh and if i put her somewhere, then pat the floor and say JUMP then she'll jump!! omg she's so intelligent. i bet now even the non-rabbit owners are jealous!!!!!

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT GOODBYE.

"

--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:14 PM


Friday, August 28, 2009
AHA i just realized some of the songs sung in my church are sung by hillsong.
was just youtubing some church songs and hillsong came out, and i rmb ade being all hyped up abt it.

SOA DE I ACTUALLY "KNOW" THEM. just that i didn't know.
haha.

I LVOE PRINCE OF PEACE(YOU ARE HOLY)
fav fav fav soong :) :) :) :)
--Mary was an idiot:)--
7:49 PM

eeeh. jeanette and jh and brenda told me they read this blog but don't tag.

NO WONDER IT SEEMS SO DEAD.

a few days ago, my friend amelia was emptying her cheese cracker leftovers in her bag out the window. as in she was holding her bag upside down and shaking it outside.
then suddenly she screamed. and everyone was like what what??

then she wailed, MY IPOD WAS IN MY BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA so funny. then she was craning her neck and trying to peer out the window to the first floor, which is difficult coz the windows are the...flap flap sort. aiyah. the one where it's made up of around 5 rectangular planes of glass, and are controlled by a lever.

then she couldn't see her ipod(though she saw her cheese crackers on some ledge), so she ran all the way down to find it. then she returned victorious!! and the ipod was totally unscathed!
(OHOH reminds me of a joke, i'll tell you all later)

then everyone was like so impressed. from the 4th floor down!!

(ahaa random note, there's a cockroach running in the living room and my sister is EEE-COCKROACH-ing in this high pitched voice)

then jeanna was like, go apple!!
hahaha so funny. i guess ipods are pretty hardy creatures. i mean machines. machines? wait no, device.....yeah...

and TODAY. oh TODAY. i had my bio prelim TODAY.
it was fantastically difficult.
like they asked questions on slimming pills, and an apple-eating snake?!?!

apple-eating snake. wow. cool. like awesome. totally rad.

and they asked...oh yah. the snake is very muscular, and when someone eats the snake, they become very muscular. why?

what kind of question is that!

(random note, my dad smashed the cockroach and now it's floating around happily in the toilet bowl. dead, of course.)

okay, then they asked, when you eat the snake raw(it has venom made of toxic proteins btw), why is it you have a 50-50 % chance of living or dying?

so don't know how to answer that!! i wrote because your proteases may or may not digest it, and jh wrote because the stomach acid may or may not kill it.
but HAHAHA my friend hanis wrote, there's a 50-50% chance of me passing or failing this paper.

SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nice answer.

oh oh time for the joke.
question: WHY DID THE SOLDIERS RETURN HOME FROM THE WAR IN BRAS AND PANTIES?

a
n
s
w
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think first!
don't look!

think think thinking done?
okay highlight this next space :

OKAY
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
joke's on you.

now for the real answer!!

because...they returned home in triumph!!!
AHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY RIGHT. isa told me. so jh and jeanette and brenda know. ADE LAUGH YOUR HEART OUT!!

i have a sudden urge to watch something. should i watch

a)gossip girl(i have 3 eps left!)
b)hana yori dango(i also have just a few eps left)
c)ninja melk(youtube nigahiga)
d)kellie pickler on are you smarter than a 5th grader. she said that the picollo was from the percussion family coz they both started with a P. zzz.

oh also: How many times the letter E appear in the following word
She only said there is no E in word.
The word was "Watermelon"

they asked following word, and she says there's no E in word. funny, but kinda sadly stupid.

i shall watch more dumb ppl on AYSTA5G.
"
--Mary was an idiot:)--
5:09 PM


Sunday, August 9, 2009
two things. one good and the other not.
1) i really like to study suddenly. ( even though i still like to slack more)
2) i feel absolutely damned super super super screwed. for some dumb reason which i havent gotten all the facts right yet. if its how i think it is, everything could have been perfect. ):

IM TRUSTING YOU DADDY GOD TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT FOR ME BECAUSE YOU BORE MY BURDENS.
i cast all my cares on You because You care for me.
thank You Abba because i know you will provide me with a miracle.
AMEN.

I am blessed!
--Mary was an idiot:)--
11:19 PM


Friday, August 7, 2009
MY PARENTS ARE HOME FROM VIETNAM!!
and they bought lotsa lotsa prezzies :) :) :)
and pens there cost like, what, 30 cents!
they bought almost 15 pens and 10 sticks of glue. hahaha.
just as well, my pen was running out of ink.

and today was national day celebrations!
omg so so so fun!!!
i wore some red shirt that belonged to my sis coz i don't have any nice red shirts. and her shirt has a big bow in the front. SO MALU. i kept getting this feeling that people were staring and laughing.

but in school! had a uber fun class party!!! come to think of it, this is probably the last time we'll be all together as a class.
and everyone looked so cute today!! i think kahleedah was the best. she looked like bruno! white blouse with red suspenders and white boots, with her geeky looking specs. lol!

played pass the parcel. IT'S SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN WHEN I WAS YOUNG!
i kena once, had to choose 5 people and form a pyramid, but in the end they thought it was too dangerous so let me off. wahahaha. but poor fann had to wheelbarrow along the classroom block!

and SHARON! she was supposed to dance to Jho(however you spell it) and halfway her skirt(huge piece of cloth, meant for a traditional kebaya)kinda...fell off. HAHAHA. dunno if she was wearing anything underneath though. think not, coz she shrieked and ran to the toilet. hahahaa.

but totally awesome day. we danced, we sang, we played, we bonded. really enjoyed every minute of it. it's sad to think that next year we'll all be scattered far away from each other! i mean my class is one of the noisiest, funnest classes i've ever been in.
we're notorious amongst the teachers, we'd probably get the prize for most number of bookings, but the whole class is really spirited and hilarious and supportive. i really love this class man. i don't think i'll ever be able to forget them. i hope all my future classmates will bring as much joy into my school life as my current ones.

....i'm like writing this post as if it's the last day of school. i will cry on the last day, but it's not time to cry just yet! still have 4 months left with everyone, so we'll all work hard, get terrific Olvl results, and have fun until that day comes.

:)
--Mary was an idiot:)--
6:03 PM

its 12am
Thursday, August 6, 2009
and i just remembered tomorrow's ss test.
and theres maths ca tmr too which i havent finished revising and practising.
oh yay. screwed.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:10 AM


Sunday, August 2, 2009
arent afraid, arent ashamed, Lord we know who we are
we are Your people and we wont be silent
unified, hear us cry at the top of our lungs
You our God and we will not be shaken!

FIRST THINGS FIRST.
THE ZONE 2009 WAS AWESOME.

anyway. im really feeling God's love for me now!
i shall substantiate this now :D but without using the names of the concerned people.

okay so it was during the zone, the concert part. rachel and huiying got separated from me and the rest of the dg. natamok was still in front of me but not that close either. but behind and beside me was the rest of remix! ( we were on the floor instead of the chairs cause we wanted to be as close to the stage as possible) so we put our bags all in one mountain in the centre of us so we could enjoy and jump during the praise and worship. THEN WHOOOOO CONCERT STARTED. YEAH HALLELUJAH LALALALALALALALA. then we had to sit down a while cause pastor judah smith (<3) came out to preach a while. HIS PREACHING ROCKS. then it was super squashed and this girl in front of me kept moving back so i had no space and my legs were all cramped up. haha. ( THE IMPORTANT PART STARTS HERE) so XYZ, who was just as cramped behind me, felt thirsty. and our bags were all buried so we coldnt get our water out. he saw a bottle of ice mountain water on the floor but it was alrdy opened. then he asked me whos it was. then i didnt know lah! but he was thirsty so he just drank it. from the mouth. and then i felt thirsty too. so i drank from it as well. from the mouth. oright so the after a while praise and worship continued. now the reason why i kept typing "from the mouth" is because, XYZ was sick and i drank from the bottle right after he drank from it. he fell sick during the zone concert time i think but praise God he still received and had a great time. and i only realised today ( AFTER ONE WEEK) that i drank from the bottle right after XYZ drank, and XYZ was ill means the germs were probably on the bottle, BUT I DIDNT FALL SICK. and he was down with a really high fever. up to 39.8 C. and i didnt feel a tinge of sickness throughout the week! PRAISE GOD.
then on wednesday again, we had PE and ABC this genius forgot to bring her bottle but she had a sore throat. then i just let her drink from the mouth of my bottle loh. i actually went to wash it later cause she said her sore throat was quite bad. then i refilled it and drank from it. but i forgot to wash the cover and i just covered my bottle. then i drank from it in class. and i realised that i didnt wash the cover! means the germs from the bottle would have come into contact with the cover too and even though i washed the mouth again, when i covered it, the germs from the cover would have gone to the mouth again! so i was like oh no oh no. then i kept trying to feel if i was getting a sore throat. then suddenly i remembered how Jesus died for me and all my illness was taken by Him at the cross. so i declared to myself a few times in a few minutes that He took my disease at the cross so i shall never be ill and that God loves me so much He will give me the best and that He wouldnt let me fall ill. AND I DIDNT. whenever i had a fearful thought that i might fall ill( esp when the next day ABC came to school with flu symptoms) , i just commanded the devil to get out of my thoughts and remembered Jesus at the cross again and again. AND I DIDNT FALL SICK AT ALL. not one bitty runny nose or dry cough and not even i teensy itchy throat. and oh yah today ABC told me she really wasnt feeling well on friday, which is why she didnt come on to school on that day.

drinking from bottles after two ill people drank from it, and not falling ill at all, I REALLY FEEL LOVED, BLESSED AND PROTECTED BY THE LORD.
GLORY TO JESUS.

You are everything i need.

ade is blessed :)
--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:59 AM


Saturday, August 1, 2009
had an uber productive bible study session today!!

i mean usually, people say God understands your pain/grief/dilemma, i just take it as that. but today, i really really realised, that He(God) really really truly understands.

coz He too, experienced everything we did, first-hand, as Jesus.
He gave up His life as a carpenter, dropped everything and without anything, went everywhere to preach and spread the word. now along the way, He must have been, starving, sleep-deprived, wounded, ridiculed, or whatever, at some point of His journey.

went through temptation, grief, happiness, just like the rest of us. imagine the pain when He was crucified! just sit down and imagine having a big rusty nail pounded into your arm. most of us would be screaming for it to stop, but He was thinking only of us till the very last minute.

why?
just so that He could experience what we could, instead of just sympathising, and so that if God, as a human, who went through all this could come out smiling at the other end, why can't we?

makes me feel good when i talk to Him, because now he understands.

well anyway, guess what! watching hp6(finally) tomorrow :) :) :)
booked 4 tickets online, and guess what! GV weirdly decided to present me with one complimentary ticket, so it only cost $31 total. cheaper than 4 tickets bought on a weekday! wait. is it? ah well, don't tell me, make me happy :D

encourage my soul, and let us journey on
for the night is dark, and i am far from home
thanks be to God, the morning light appears

think those are the lyrics. hoho.

crucified, laid behind a stone
left to die, rejected and alone
like a rose, trampled on the ground
you took the fall
and you thought of me
above all

think, again, that those are the lyrics. rather well-known song, ade should know.

YOU'RE MY PRINCE OF PEACE
AND I LIVE MY LIFE FOR YOUUUUUU.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
11:05 PM

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~Clau~
Eh Hey He-ey!!
Let's flap our wings
and fly to the Land where Dreams Come True


~Adeline Lee~
BELOVED child of God.
New Creation|DARE|Remix.
Greatly Blessed.
Highly Favoured.
Deeply Loved.
i'm awesome! :D
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