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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

--Mary was an idiot:)--

9:25 PM

Monday, July 27, 2009

i'm sooo exhausted man.
on thursday, had 5 items.

okay lah, it rocked.
sit ups -- 32!!
inclined pull ups -- 19!!
standing broad jump -- 180!!
shuttle run -- 10.6!!

aaandd
this is really really the best one yet!
my sit and reach!
i got
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wait for it...

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35!!
a bare pass T.T
WHY, OH WHY, AM I SO INFLEXIBLE.
i might as well be made from wood.
jeanette the bendy rubber doll did 50, and was disappointed.
but 35?!?!
i seriously need to stretch more.

i have a new resolution(in addition to the play imaginary bb everynight to grow taller). and that is to stretch like mad every night.
maybe i'll be able to do a split by the end of the year!

okay then on friday i was aching like nobody's business, and had to run 1.2km. they gave us a new route to run, since everyone was complaining that the current one was so bumpy/uneven. i like this new route. doesn't make my knees hurt. so much for shana's juvenile rheumatism theory. turns out it's the route's fault!

and today. oh TODAY. ran the actual 2.4, half died still. got a bloody stitch around the 2nd round.

i remember once in sec2 i got a terribly painful stitch, and gave up running the 2.4 entirely to crawl off somewhere to cry.

well. i feel surprisingly energetic for an unfit girl who suddenly exercised a lot in the past few days.
i might even take up running! rather fun lah.

*ponders*

okay probably not. i'm too lazy.

OH OH OH and the reason i wanted to post!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2Gp7a38DM
watch watch watch.
for some reason they don't let download youtube vids anymore, or else i'd upload the vid directly.
but omg go watch! i love this mv so so so much.

from the beautiful dancer, to the amazing dancing, to the wondeful music. truly terrific.
i was actually watching ice-skating vids, then decided to watch ballet vids(coz jeanette and jh being so enthu and all). then i chanced upon this mv.

ooh and this one! it's an ice-skating vid lah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyKZMwVP-0
kim yu na, some korean girl. she's really great too!! and you know i think skaters have it worse than ballerinas. because skaters do those split thingys too, but have to do it while wearing heavy skates and balancing on the slippery ice.

i shall end this post abruptly. goodbye.

--Mary was an idiot:)--

7:24 PM

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

hello you people out there reading this blog.
make that person.

two days ago my dear tofu peeed on me.
i was playing with her, and she was just lying on my lap, when suddenly i felt my leg getting warmer and warmer.

i hastily picked her up because i already suspected what had happened.
T.T
sadly it happened.

when i picked her up she continued peeing, totally oblivious to my horror.
i yelled MUMMY JIE JIE TISSUE TOFU PEEING
and they both came in and stood there laughing for 3 seconds before moving.
and even then they walked to and fro, not even brisk walking!!

by that time the pee had seeped into my short and stained it an awful shade of yellow.
so grooooss.
why me!!!
i have a good mind to pack her off to rabbit boot camp on an island off the coast of the united states of rabbitica, and leave her there, starving for claudine's wonderful attention, until she learns not to pee on people, let alone her owner.

so there, tofu. you know what shall befall you, should you ever pee/poo on claudine again.

and WA LAAAOOOO.
brenda's been lending me absolute boyfriend(manga) and today, i couldn't resist and decided to read during econs.
and TODAY of all the days that i've been doing illegal stuff, mdm goh has to grow super sonic x-ray eyes that see through two solid tables and catch me in the crime of passion(well i am passionate about night and soshi!!)

aw maaan. okay my fault for reading, but even if i didn't read i would be dreaming, so i wouldn't be listening in class anyhow. and and and WHY ME again! normally she doesn't confiscate stuff, but nooo, she had to suddenly exercise her rights as a teacher and confiscate the manga.

i went up to her after class and begged and begged and begged somemore, but she stolidly and repeatedly turned me away, without any consideration.

so uuuuurgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man.

then after that made brenda play a guess game of " GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN ECONS" and when she struck lottery, her exclaimation was SO HUGE AND LOUD that i was sure people on the other side of the canteen could hear her.

but after that she just gave me the evil eye and then laughed.
aiyolamak.
shall bug mdm goh on thursday. i mean beg.

i shall beg mdm goh on thursday.

anyway, THANKGOODNESS she didn't confiscate book3. she took book2. book3 has the people in hot springs and in towels. i mean it's MANGA for goodness sakes, but i'm sure a...conservative teacher like her wouldn't really approve.

AHHH OMG OH NO. BOOK2 HAS SCENES FROM THE HOST CLUB.
IT HAS kissing. AHHHHHHH!
i really really hope she doesn't read it. T.T

ah who knows. maybe if she does, she'll get hooked on it and badger me for book3. that'll be amusing.

but for now, i shall go satisfy my hunger.
all i want to eat now, is fooooood. (sung to the tune of all i want for christmas)
"

--Mary was an idiot:)--

5:35 PM

CLAU I WIN YOU. ITS 12.39AM AND IM IN MY SCHOOL BLOUSE HAHAHAHHA.

--Mary was an idiot:)--

12:39 AM

Friday, July 17, 2009

wooweee

so tired man

went to brenda ama's house today to do a... social experiment
in case this blog is found out by some people
i shan't name the people and the nature of the experiment
but it was a success :)

but that experiment has left me with an aching right arm.
so now my right arm is lying dormant while my left arm does all the moving around.

anyway, saw something today that opened my eyes.
i used to think that people were, well, like me.
if people do dumb things and fall or something, i'll laugh lah.
but if that person can't help it, coz he's disabled, i won't, coz it's not his fault right?

but todaay...
sorry brenda but i really really don't understand why you all laughed.
it seriously wasn't funny.

this boy called amuel(spell liddat?) has some sort of learning disability.
so today, we saw him heaving a heavy chunk of concrete to somewhere.
i asked brenda, why's he doing that?
and she said, dunno, he's weird lah.

then amuel fell, coz he was carrying the rock, he didn't see the drain, so one leg fell in.
he started howling and crying coz obviously it hurts!
i mean there was this huge gash across his leg, that even i, like 10m away could see.
then i saw his mum go over, so i thought oh okay, someone's gonna help him.
then you know what she did?!

she went over and slapped him and yelled at him for carrying a stupid rock and started scolding him.
omg i almost wanted to go over and slap that woman back.
she's his mother, for goodness sakes.
what a disgusting woman.

then his mum just left him lying there and went home or something.
ASSHOLE MAN.
then these little kids started crowding around him.
and i dunno what happened, but i think they were throwing rocks at him.
okay maybe young children, bu dong shi.

but i feel so sorry for the poor boy.
then he just sat there alone.
and then leonard and abel and olivia were laughing.
this is what i meant by open my eyes.
i really didn't think that people laughed at others who are disabled.

i mean, they are really nice people, but now my opinion of them has fallen somewhat.
and brenda i KNOW you didn't laugh, but you wanted to! you were only not laughing coz i said it wasn't funny. if i wasn't there would you have laughed?

i very nearly cried. i felt so sorry for amuel.
then after that he just limped home, all alone.

and i'm not making myself out to be some sort of saint.
because i didn't go over and help or offer comfort when his b**** of a mum screamed at him.
and i'm ashamed of myself.
i was afraid of what others would think.
and i know this is a bad and stupid time to be self conscious.

so in future, i strive to help others regardless of what others might think of me.
poor boy.
rrrgh i'm still really pissed at his mum.
so glad mine isn't like her man!

coz i've done my fair share of stupid things which resulted in me being hurt.
but my mum always comforts first, and just chides me later.
doesn't even scold coz she knows i've been hurt enough.
so thank you God that i don't have a mum like HER.

so brenda, if you read this, i'm asking you, pleeaaaaassssee don't laugh at him anymore.
he didn't ask to be born like that.

oh pooey. wanna blog about other stuff but arm too pain.
another time then.
bye
"

--Mary was an idiot:)--

7:20 PM

Sunday, July 12, 2009

whee. my first break since the start of the day. okay my 3rd break.
my dad got this crazy let's-reorganize-the-whole-house idea.
so we moved his "office" into another room, and moved me and my sister's desk there as well, then moved a dressing table to my room, then moved 3 of the wine fridges to the original "office" spot. moved the sofas and television, threw away one table, and moved the book cupboards.

ommggg so tiring. but my house looks more spacious now. YES.
argh tofu's so naughty. we put her down in the now office, and she has an entire room to run about in, with many nooks and crannies for her to satisfy her explorer's spirit. but noo, it isn't big enough, she has to run outside too. so we have to keep getting up and bringing her back in case she runs off to goodness knows where.

which reminds me! i read enid blyton's The Wishing Chair, and apparently there is a place called Goodness Knows Where!!! COOL RIGHT. we take that phrase for granted and elsewhere in a faraway country called Goodness Knows Where, GoodnessKnowsWhereans are going about their daily lives, unaware that every second, someone is using their country's name as a phrase!
imagine someone in Goodness Knows Where, using the phrase "... always running off to singapore."

HAHAHAA awesome eh. i love enid blyton. he's a great asset to the wonderful world of books and literature. i grew up reading mostly him. all his ____and other stories. he wrote SO MANY MANY books! his imagination is really really endless.
i mean authors like terry goodkind and j.k. rowling are really good, but they've only written one series. and as awesome as those series may be, enid blyton really just trumps them all in terms of imagination. if he was still alive now, he'd probably be writing a book called The broken handphone, about a handphone that broke and got thrown away by the owner, but finds happiness elsewhere.

it's the usual cliche happily ever after ending, but he's just so good at it that i don't end up groaning at them.

my left thumb hurts. weird.

have a new p.e. teacher. i don't know what her name is. HAHA. but she's en ex tkgian, and really young, rather pretty and nice. but she's tough man.
we had to run 5 freaking rounds around the school!!
i jogged the first round. i started out first, and after the first round i was like...yeah around the back lah. then i stopped and walked. she was running together with us, so she pushed me and yelled RUN RUN DON'T WALK OR YOU'LL GET MORE TIRED.
so i whined, nooo i'm tired! what if i drop down and die of exhaution! it happens okay!
and she was like STOP BEING SO DRAMA LAH! FASTER RUN OR I"LL PULL YOU.
i didn't really believe her so i said pull lor!
and she reached out, grabbed my hand, and dragged me along at a quicker pace than i usually jog, so i said OKAY OKAY and jogged slowly.

cool teacher right. and i only ran 4 rounds. HA. and i came in...last. yes LAST. coz that day 12 ppl ponned school and half of the rest ponned p.e. so those that usually are behind me and make me look good were all at the foyer slacking.
urgh. half of those who ran did the full 5 rounds and came in waay earlier than me. crazy ppl. run so fast for what.

well after that she made us do SIT UPS. I HATE HATE HATE SIT UPS. we argued with her loads, like WHYYY DO WE NEED TO DO SIT UUUPS but she ignored us and kept saying lie down NOW! you're all so LAZY man!!
so nat(ever the dramatic one) pretended to collapse onto the floor. so funny. helped jh hold her feet, she did 40 i think. then she helped me, i did 15. wahoo.

went on to inclined pull ups. i actually do well for this one, so i proceeded to show her that i wasn't a totally unfit lazy-bones. then she looked at me with half-closed eyes and said, yah lah very good lah stop showing off.
well i never. we finally have a spunky teacher. and i get her only in the last half yr of secondary school. how unfair.

maybe after i graduate i'll come back and become a spunky p.e. teacher like her. but i'll bring a bicycle if i ever have to train alongside the students for their 2.4. muahahaha. i'll cycle beside them and yell SLOWPOKES and ring my bell annoyingly. nyahahahahahahhaha. i'll love that.

i shall stop typing now. because of my sad and painful left thumb who is crying out to me for mercy.
goodbye
"

--Mary was an idiot:)--

7:23 PM

Saturday, July 4, 2009

ITS THE WEEKEND TODAY NA NA NA NA.

anyway here's the first joke of the day. it is now 12.12am and CLAUDINE THAM IS STILL IN HER PINOFORE. :DD HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. lets see. she said she was in her pinofore since 6.15. that makes. 18 hours and 57minutes round off nice 19 HOURS IN A PINOFORE :D. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. winner. winner is the claudine. SHE WINS WINS WINS. bwaha. a considerable idea : next time just go to sleep in your pinofore as well and wake up and go to school. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. heehehehahahhaaha.

dees eez da peeeknowphore lerva. :D

second joke of the day: today for chemistry we were learning organic chem, alcohols and carboxylic acids. then we were learning manufacture of alcohol and uses what ever. then there was under dunno what in the table my teacher drew on the board was: "Safe for consummation". LOL. we were like MRS ___ YOU SPELL CONSUMPTION WRONGLY. then she was like really? oops. then she quickly checked her powerpoint slides and started changing multiple "safe for consummation"s and " unsafe for consummation"s to consumption. SHE SUPER. use such a cool substitute. trying to get us interested in chem i think :D HAHHAHAHA.

SWINES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. i shall not live under dictatorship, ~~I AM A DEMOCRAT~~. so i should go to war now with the swine troops in singapore now since they're still weak. because they're gonna soon call reinforcements from other virus soldiers and join forces to form mutants. and thats when they will overpower us and even little boy and fat man wont be able to exterminate them. if i get it now my antibody automatic choppers which slaughter the swines will be stimulated and ready to KILL so i will be more protected and immune to the pigly communists when they invade the ade bloodstream territory. and hence i will survive ~~AND RULE THE WORLD~~.

so lets all ask some swined person to sneeze in our face :].

__ ____ __ADELEEWL

--Mary was an idiot:)--

12:10 AM