Friday, December 26, 2008
HELLO. this blogi s not dead, OK?
I AM ALIVE! says the blog. I AM VERY ALIVE! says the blog.
i'm sure there's some alive song by celine dion, isn't there?
ANYWAY, let me tell you about something which i bet NONE of you experienced before. it was so hilariously funny, but my mum got damn pissed. i still think it was funny though. and very fun!!
ok on x'mas eve, we went to my mum's friend auntie chin mei's church for a dinner and service. and i feel VERY VERY bad for saying this, but the sermon was THE most boring one i ever ever ever heard, and i was daydreaming the entire time. SORRY, but that's the truth. i normally don't do that.
ok then we went auntie chin mei's house after that...for fun, and and and
the fun part. we went home, and when we got into the car, my mum said, eh you better go pump petrol first, you're running low. my dad looks at the meter, and says confidently, aiyah can lah! i know my car.
i'm SURE you all know what comes next.
while on the highway, the car began to splutter and slow down. my dad's previous confidence began to ebb away as the car slowed even more.
then...........it came to a complete standstill.
silence...
i TOLd you to pump petrol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mum shrieks.
uh, hehe....... goes my dad.
WE STALLED!!!!!!!!!!! i cry happily.
UHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my sister echoes me.
we climb out of the car, and me and my sister smile hugely and laugh and start posing for pictures next to the stalled car.
my mum has a black enough face that yells bloody murder.
my dad's face switches between amusement with me and my sister, and sombreness at my mum's face.
then my dad called the....ysma. no. esma. no. mesma. ah wateva. what company. the towing company. then.........the scary bit.
my dad: hello? towing company? we stalled blah blah.
tow-er: uh, where are you?
my dad: oh, on the highway, just past the mandai exit.
*clicks and whirs and typing.
tow-er: ah, i see you, don't move, we'll be there in 15 mins.
my dad: .............what? you can see us??
apparently they have cameras like everywhere in singapore!!! SO FREAKY LAH PLEASE. it also means they saw me and my sister posing for pictures....
embarrassing much!!
they finally come, and they lift the car, and guess what? we get into the car and they tow us away!! it's fun leh. to sit there half slanted(coz the front of the car is lifted) and just cruise along the highway.
haha.
wheeheeee. it's something all of you should try sometime. i mean, i'm not telling you to empty your car's fuel tank or anything...
oh and we found out how helpful singaporeans are. no one stopped and asked if we were ok. boohoo. we could have fallen into the big huge drain behind and died of a head concussion, and no one would know, because why? they just happily whizz past, without a care in the world.
and that's it for updating. i have a date :) :) :)
a date without my english summary.
so looking forward to that.
goodbye
save the earth
wheehee
--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:20 PM
