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Friday, March 6, 2009
my placid life has remained seemingly bleak with a superfluous abundance of prosaic days.LOL.today was stupid as usual.exercise was boring, chem was worse.ooh yaha wait. something interesting happened. me and chen fang and neha were sitting at the foyer, i was trying to study my bio for the damned excretion test that I AM GOING TO FAIL, while chen fang and neha were commenting that i am an alien cause i can memorise my bio and run 2.4 ._. and they started sniffing me and touching me and going like " OOH ALIEN SMELL!" and " i wonder where alien tits are!" and such,then this motorbike came into my school. on it had the letters CIDEMARAP.so i, being the most observant one went eh whats that?then we tried to read the CIDEMARAP. ( if you still havent got it, its backwards of PARAMEDIC)3 reasons why we took so long to notice it was PARAMEDIC.1. it was a bike.2. singapore usually sends ambulances so we neh see CIDEMARAP before.3. it was damned far away.so we were like:me : its AMBULANCE!cf: CIDER! MAP!n: hmmm.....but the obstacles couldnt stop me so i, being the least braindead went PARAMEDIC LAH.then we were like whats this retard doing lah, yah loh he wanna make u turn lah.then behind him followed an ECNALUBMA so we went WAH WAH WHATS THIS EH.then these paramedics hopped off the ECNALUBMA and took their own sweet time talking and walking around til they finally decided to enter the general office.and after a they took their own sour time in the office, they carried a girl out on a stretcher and took their own bitter time to load her into the ECNALUBMA. then took their own salty time to saunter back into the office, taking their own chilli time to come out with another girl on a stretcher, and then taking their own curry time to unite her with her friend, and finally driving off.retarded people like cf went " they take so long the girl die alrdy loh"actually i agree, but i said choy lah instead. hahathen this other girl came out looking woozy and went home with her parents.and nosey stefanie crawfords like cf went " I WANNA KNOW WHO! I WANNA KNOW WHO!"then during recess my supersonic sense of hearing happened to capture people conversing about the situation. i heard the name of the girl but didnt bother to remember who it was. not anyone i know of anyway. and i heard she had a heart problem.so that was the end of the highlight of the day.then lit then BIO. not the test. practical. ( btw my O LEVEL bio practical is in TWO WEEKS.i still have no idea how to cut potatoes without mutilating them. my culinary skills are one of my few non-existent weaknesses
then bio test. if the practical didnt kill me, the excretion test did.
and then dance. then gobbled up my dinner a bit too quickly to rush off for tuition and now i've got BLARDY INDIGESTION.
i wanna do hw for 1 hr from now, but my gut is really killing me. so maybe i should just go sleep and not pass up any hw tmr! hooray!
yep i shall.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:30 AM