Sunday, May 17, 2009
i shall publicise my best friend's ingenius discovery: ( flap flap is he
r)
flap flap says:
that is baby toe
also know as baby tomato
have you NEVER wondered where they came from?
I HAVE SOLVED IT, BABY TOMATOES COME FROM TO-MATE-TOES
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
GIMME GIMME GIMME THE NOBEL PRIZE
I AM NOBLE
HENCE I GET THE NOBEL PRIZE
NOBEL, NOBLE SAME THING
ah yes
my thank you speech
i would dearly love to thank my best friend adeline
who asked me an unrelated question that prompted me to delve further into the secrets of baby tomatoes
henceforth, i discovered the secret
the mating of toes is a complex process
one which commoners like YOU won't understand
it takes a genius(me)to udnerstand and then dumb it down for you people
you see
first
you get a fairly large tomato
then you carve a toe out of it
and name it male to-mate-toe
then take another tomato, and carve out a smaller toe and call it female to-mate-toe
then put them together
in a box; they ARE shy'
even though they're to-mate-toes they can be rather shy
luckily, they trust me enough to let them watch their mating process
firstly
the maple will pull off some of his skin, and the female does the same
then they stick them together to form a vague toe shape
then
comes the pleasurable part
the female will prod and poke the mapl
male*
causing him to become aroused(HAHA) and eject(HAHAHA) tomato filling into the skin
then the maple will do the same on the female
then
they will stitch up the skin
so it becomes enclosed
and TAAAADDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you get a baby tomato
formed from to-mate-toes
isn't that fascinating?!?!
*yes of course, you brilliant man! shouts the crowd
oh what are you gonna do now that you've won this coveted rpize?
oh, firstly i shall express my gratitude towards the givers for giving the prize to me
rather than those silly scientists who think that discovering a way to cure AIDS is some big whoop
well now, i shall celebrate
by
going fishing on runescape
thank you and goodbye evrybodeh
credits: claudine tham si ting "and my genius brain that figured out how baby tomatoes were made"
and me of course for stimulating her by asking the simple question of " do you eat tomatoes?" and i havent gotten an answer ._.
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tada. LOL.
ADE ADe Ade ade
boohooo.
--Mary was an idiot:)--
2:14 PM
