Sunday, May 17, 2009
whee at this rate we shall reach the 200th post by end of this month.
and runescape makes my whole com lag. laggity lag. the music keeps playing then stopping then playing then stopping.
and last night i had a terrible dream(again)
i dreamt that my mum and dad divorced.
as in my dad was some random ugly guy that i have never seen before, but my mum was still my mum.
then it was night time and i happened to wake up and i went to the living room and saw my "dad" with some woman. so i went up to slap him.
ok i was kinda excited at this point coz i've never slapped someone before.
BUT WOULND'T YOU KNOW IT. MY HAND WAS MOVING IN SLOW-MO AND HE MANAGED TO EVADE ME. he was even staring at my hand as it moved down oh-so-slowly.
well then since i couldn't slap him, i yelled at him and my mum came out. so blah blah blah "how dare you cheat on me!!" etc etc.
boom then divorced.
so after the divorce my mum was kinda rich? coz my dad had to pay her or something. so we bought a new house(WOW) and moved in and the house was damn nice. all my aunts and uncles were at the new house and they kept insulting my dad. lol.
we-el dreams are nice to have. good thing they don't come true or else angelica would be a goner and i'd have some ugly freak as a dad.
and i hate blisters man.
ade says her 6th blister is erupting like mount fuji in japan. it's spouting all sorts of yellowish pus with red liquid(blood) and it really really sorts of shoots out. like not till it hits the other side of the room or anything, but shoots out a little. it's also all molten and runs down her foot like a saint bernard's drool would.
she says it burns a little. makes sense, if you scale down a volcano's lava, it'll go from "burn you alive" to "sting you".
she kept wiping it, but the volcano blister kept drooling so she just left it there and now her feet are sitting in a tiny itsybitsy puddle of blister lava. cool right.
we've christened her little blister " Mount Ade of Pus Spout"
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
cooool right! i mean, who else can say they have a volcanic blister???
(besides jeanette's volcanic pimple)
ade will love this post and all the publicity(whatever it can get from this un-read blog anyway) her blister, and ultimately she, will get.
whoop dee dooooo.
ta~
--Mary was an idiot:)--
2:45 PM
