Tuesday, July 21, 2009
hello you people out there reading this blog.
make that person.
two days ago my dear tofu peeed on me.
i was playing with her, and she was just lying on my lap, when suddenly i felt my leg getting warmer and warmer.
i hastily picked her up because i already suspected what had happened.
T.T
sadly it happened.
when i picked her up she continued peeing, totally oblivious to my horror.
i yelled MUMMY JIE JIE TISSUE TOFU PEEING
and they both came in and stood there laughing for 3 seconds before moving.
and even then they walked to and fro, not even brisk walking!!
by that time the pee had seeped into my short and stained it an awful shade of yellow.
so grooooss.
why me!!!
i have a good mind to pack her off to rabbit boot camp on an island off the coast of the united states of rabbitica, and leave her there, starving for claudine's wonderful attention, until she learns not to pee on people, let alone her owner.
so there, tofu. you know what shall befall you, should you ever pee/poo on claudine again.
and WA LAAAOOOO.
brenda's been lending me absolute boyfriend(manga) and today, i couldn't resist and decided to read during econs.
and TODAY of all the days that i've been doing illegal stuff, mdm goh has to grow super sonic x-ray eyes that see through two solid tables and catch me in the crime of passion(well i am passionate about night and soshi!!)
aw maaan. okay my fault for reading, but even if i didn't read i would be dreaming, so i wouldn't be listening in class anyhow. and and and WHY ME again! normally she doesn't confiscate stuff, but nooo, she had to suddenly exercise her rights as a teacher and confiscate the manga.
i went up to her after class and begged and begged and begged somemore, but she stolidly and repeatedly turned me away, without any consideration.
so uuuuurgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man.
then after that made brenda play a guess game of " GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN ECONS" and when she struck lottery, her exclaimation was SO HUGE AND LOUD that i was sure people on the other side of the canteen could hear her.
but after that she just gave me the evil eye and then laughed.
aiyolamak.
shall bug mdm goh on thursday. i mean beg.
i shall beg mdm goh on thursday.
anyway, THANKGOODNESS she didn't confiscate book3. she took book2. book3 has the people in hot springs and in towels. i mean it's MANGA for goodness sakes, but i'm sure a...conservative teacher like her wouldn't really approve.
AHHH OMG OH NO. BOOK2 HAS SCENES FROM THE HOST CLUB.
IT HAS kissing. AHHHHHHH!
i really really hope she doesn't read it. T.T
ah who knows. maybe if she does, she'll get hooked on it and badger me for book3. that'll be amusing.
but for now, i shall go satisfy my hunger.
all i want to eat now, is fooooood. (sung to the tune of all i want for christmas)
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--Mary was an idiot:)--
5:35 PM
