Friday, August 28, 2009
eeeh. jeanette and jh and brenda told me they read this blog but don't tag.
NO WONDER IT SEEMS SO DEAD.
a few days ago, my friend amelia was emptying her cheese cracker leftovers in her bag out the window. as in she was holding her bag upside down and shaking it outside.
then suddenly she screamed. and everyone was like what what??
then she wailed, MY IPOD WAS IN MY BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA so funny. then she was craning her neck and trying to peer out the window to the first floor, which is difficult coz the windows are the...flap flap sort. aiyah. the one where it's made up of around 5 rectangular planes of glass, and are controlled by a lever.
then she couldn't see her ipod(though she saw her cheese crackers on some ledge), so she ran all the way down to find it. then she returned victorious!! and the ipod was totally unscathed!
(OHOH reminds me of a joke, i'll tell you all later)
then everyone was like so impressed. from the 4th floor down!!
(ahaa random note, there's a cockroach running in the living room and my sister is EEE-COCKROACH-ing in this high pitched voice)
then jeanna was like, go apple!!
hahaha so funny. i guess ipods are pretty hardy creatures. i mean machines. machines? wait no, device.....yeah...
and TODAY. oh TODAY. i had my bio prelim TODAY.
it was fantastically difficult.
like they asked questions on slimming pills, and an apple-eating snake?!?!
apple-eating snake. wow. cool. like awesome. totally rad.
and they asked...oh yah. the snake is very muscular, and when someone eats the snake, they become very muscular. why?
what kind of question is that!
(random note, my dad smashed the cockroach and now it's floating around happily in the toilet bowl. dead, of course.)
okay, then they asked, when you eat the snake raw(it has venom made of toxic proteins btw), why is it you have a 50-50 % chance of living or dying?
so don't know how to answer that!! i wrote because your proteases may or may not digest it, and jh wrote because the stomach acid may or may not kill it.
but HAHAHA my friend hanis wrote, there's a 50-50% chance of me passing or failing this paper.
SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nice answer.
oh oh time for the joke.
question: WHY DID THE SOLDIERS RETURN HOME FROM THE WAR IN BRAS AND PANTIES?
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think first!
don't look!
think think thinking done?
okay highlight this next space :
OKAYHAHAHA
HAHAHA
joke's on you.
now for the real answer!!
because...they returned home in triumph!!!
AHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY RIGHT. isa told me. so jh and jeanette and brenda know. ADE LAUGH YOUR HEART OUT!!
i have a sudden urge to watch something. should i watch
a)gossip girl(i have 3 eps left!)
b)hana yori dango(i also have just a few eps left)
c)ninja melk(youtube nigahiga)
d)kellie pickler on are you smarter than a 5th grader. she said that the picollo was from the percussion family coz they both started with a P. zzz.
oh also: How many times the letter E appear in the following word
She only said there is no E in word.
The word was "Watermelon"
they asked following word, and she says there's no E in word. funny, but kinda sadly stupid.
i shall watch more dumb ppl on AYSTA5G.
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--Mary was an idiot:)--
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