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Saturday, August 29, 2009
YAY PEOPLE ARE TAGGING AND IT'S MAKING ME HAPPY AND SO I SHALL BLOG.

OH YES lemme blog abt my horribly disgusting injury.
the other day i was bathing, then you know that thingy you attach the shower handle to?

well it has this plastic soap dish attached to it, and it's edges are pretty sharp.
then as i was putting the shower handle up, i scraped my arm against it.

HURT LIKE CRAZY MAN.

okay then the scratched place turned white, and i was waiting for it to turn red, like all scratches. BUT IT REMAINED WHITE.

i was already OW-ing a lot, but then i realized my whole slab of skin had just come off!!

i was screaming and screaming and my sister was like what what and i said PAIN PAIN I JUST GOT SKINNED and she was like oh not pain not pain.

i was crying already, then i saw this beigey shredded thing hanging off the edge of the soap dish and i screamed MY SKIN IS STUCK THERE MY SKIN CAME OFF MY SKIN CAME OFF and my sister saw and heroically pulled it off and threw it down the sink.

and my banana-sized injury was beginning to seep blood and this transparent liquid. oh the pain!!! it was like a volcano was erupting on my arm and all the lava was collecting at one spot and burning my arm down to the bone.

SEE THE BLOOD AND FLUID. okay fine it's a genetically-modified-tiny-banana-size.

OH and yesterday was at parkway looking for (oops not supposed to say) then we were looking at some products on the shelf, with the, uh, very helpful salesauntie pouring information into our ear. then i reached up and pointed at something THEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE AUNTIE DID.

she saw my banana injury which was just beginning to crust over and SHE POKED IT. WA LAO. SHE POKED IT. and said aiyah you hurt yourself here ar. OMG I HURT MYSELF YOU DON'T ANYHOW POKE POKE. it didn't really hurt, but still. what if it was a few days before that. i would have screamed i think. and it's plain rude to just molest somebody's injury. POKED IT SOMEMORE.

i just stared at her then gave a painful grimace and walked out of the shop.

OH and i haven't showed ade my rabbit yet. keep forgetting. haha.

SO HERE'S TOFU(clap clap)




ISN'T SHE THE CUTEST THING. i am so in love with her.

well bye bye she's biting all the com wires now. she's so naughty!! but she's really smart. litter-trained in just 1 day!!!! how smart is THAT. IN YOUR FACE ALL YOU JEALOUS RABBIT OWNERS OUT THERE who don't read this blog...

and i'm training her to come when called, to go back to her cage when i say "go home" and stand up on her hind legs when i say up. oh and if i put her somewhere, then pat the floor and say JUMP then she'll jump!! omg she's so intelligent. i bet now even the non-rabbit owners are jealous!!!!!

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT GOODBYE.

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--Mary was an idiot:)--
12:14 PM

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