Sunday, September 20, 2009
remind me to never again let that hairdresser cut my fringe.
the sad thing is she cut it for me before, and i didn't learn my lesson.
so nooow, i look like.......oh i don't know, maybe, a goon?
i told her, trim my hair, and thin it.
so she started trimming, and thinning, and doing a pretty good job of it.
then then then. she came to my fringe. then she suddenly chopped off 2 cm of hair!!!!!!!!! and 2cm of hair is A LOT for your fringe.
i tell you, my heart nearly stopped when i saw that ugly girl staring back at me in the mirror.
then she continued, started thinning it. so instead of being heavy-ish, it became light and fluffy and looked shorter than it actually was.
i was too shocked for words. i looked so..so...$%#
then she finally finished mutilating my hair. while she pulled the sheets off with a dramatic flourish, and gazed proudly at her handiwork, i sat frozen to my seat in mute horror. though i didn't show it on my face, of course. would have hurt the hairdresser's feelings, and she
is something of a family friend.
which is why, now, i'm gonna clip up my fringe when i go to school. or else brenda/jeanette/jh/isa/shana/cheang ming/charu will start teasing me. and who knows how many other people will be laughing at me behind my back.
:(
someone should invent a instant hair regrowth formula that can be used to reverse the damage incurred from a trip to the hairdressers that went awry.
but anyway, cheered up now, because i have a whole box full of packets of sky flakes to eat :) :) :) :)
you know, the totally awesome crackers that taste so awfully good. i found a whole box in NTUC when cheang ming was buying something. and it was the only box left.
so i quickly grabbed it and waved it around in glee to make other people jealous. muahahahahaha. am i lucky or what. last one!!!!!
ah. i just finished one packet. i shall have to scavenge for another pack.
i'm starving nooow. and dinner is way off.
i shall die of hunger pretty soon.
oh oh and jh told me abt this italian zoo keeper.
one day, it was time for the elephant to go to the toilet. so the zoo keeper led him to his poo-hole, and waited for the elephant to release his, uh, stuff.
but oh no! the elephant was grunting and sweating and moaning, but nothing came out!! the zoo keeper said to himself, " well, the poor guy must be constipated! so i, as the awesome zoo keeper, shall aid the elephant in his quest to poo!"
so the zoo keeper went and fed the elephant 20 bags of laxatives.
ahhh, the elephant thought. i'm feeling better already! it should be coming out soon...soon...
meanwhile, the zoo keeper decides to check on the elephants progress, so he goes around to the back of the elephant to see if anything is coming out. which, in my opinion, ranks really high up on the "list of stupid things to do".
then suddenly, the elephant let go, and all his undigested waste matter came pouring forth. unfortunately, the zoo keeper was still standing there to check on his progress. so, unfortunately, the waste matter poured onto the zoo keeper.
and the most unfortunate thing of all?
the zoo keeper drowned.
yes, drowned, meaning
died.and that, is really the most terrible way to go. drowning is one thing, but drowning in poop?!?!
i feel really really really sorry for him. but he was sort of asking for it. who in their right mind would go stand at the behind of an elephant to see it shit???
i don't mean he deserved it, i mean he was asking for it. i would never stand there, not in my life.
not because i could die(which is something i never thought could have happened), but because it's obvious i would get pooped upon. hello, you just gave the elephant laxatives man!!
but really, it's a sad way to die, one which i hope i will never die from.
so, lesson learnt. don't stand behind an elephant that just took laxatives, because you may die. on second thoughts, don't even stand behind an elephant at all.
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--Mary was an idiot:)--
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